Wanted: Adventurers! Do you like treasure? Do you like booze? Do you like seeing where the road takes you? Then sign onto the Crew of the Skyseeker! Looking for experienced and inexperienced adventurers to join the crew in exploring unexplored nooks, claiming unclaimed treasure, and drinking undrank booze.* Openings include mercenaries, healers, bodyguards, archaeologists, engineers, explorers, sweet-talkers, navigators, trackers, traders, and anyone else who can keep the contents of their stomach on an airship. For more information, contact Xaraphyne Nawe c/o Borrowed Time. * Copyeditor position also available. [[ The Crew of the Skyseeker is a monthly adventure campaign centered around the unpredictable adventures of Xaraphyne's crew, and any friends who end up tagging along, willingly or unwillingly! The adventures are told in game using the WoW setting and a lot of imagination, and use simple character sheets and a /roll system. Characters are not required to join Borrowed Time to be a member of the crew, but a guild invite is available for those who would like one. For more information, join the Skyseeker group, or contact me in-game or via PM. Happy sailing! ]]

Oh, man! That was ALMOST as AWESOME as the time I HELPED KILL THE LICH KING! Yeah! What?? You haven't heard about that!? Okay! So, anyways, so there I was, doing my own thing, helping out in Icecrown, (I'm a really helpful person you should totally come to me whenever you need help), and then OUT OF THE BLUE comes Mister TIRION FORDRING! And I was like 'OH MY LIGHTS IT'S MISTER TIRION FORDRING SIR!' and he was all like 'Waddli! We need a hero. Not just the Argent Crusade, but ALL OF AZEROTH', and I was all like, 'Gosh, Mister Fordring, Sir! I'll do what I can! I'm a real helpful gnome, just ask me for anything and I'll try my best!' and Mister Tirion Fordring was like, 'I need you to get in this cannon, Waddli, and we'll shoot it at Arthas on his damned Frozen Throne and finish this.' And I was all like, 'But I'm just a gnome sir, what can I do to help?' And he was all like, 'You can be the hero to save us ALL.' So, what could I do, I was all, 'You can count on me, Mister Fordring, sir!' So I climbed into the cannon and it was really cramped in there so I had to sit down in the end of it, and when I was in I could kinda hear Mister Fordring saying, 'By the Light, fire the damn cannon, now, now!' And then there was a BIG EXPLOSION and fire and then I was FLYING through the air and Mister Fordring Sir was all like 'AH HA HA HA YESS I LOVE GNOMES!' And I went sailing through the air to my DESTINY. Anyways, this was ALMOST as awesome as that. Almost.