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Greenskin Poetry Thread

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I grow, like da mold, cold

A heavy rock, my heart

Pick da scum from 'tween my toes

To da great warfield I goes

Bloody slaughter a start

To 'ope ta die and not grow old.

_ Pox Brokentoe

Doomed Storm Clan

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Duh Truth, in my mind, blind

Looming Death, beckons

Swing my club and bash a head

All my foes will soon be dead

Then back to the den I reckons

A Great WAAAGH to unwind

_ Pox Brokentoe, Black Orc, Poet

Doomed Storm Clan

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(I get a kick out of Greenskin Poetry)

Foul in da air, like death, my breath

My sweat a pungent canvas

The WAAAGH in my heart fades and wanes

The Dawn breaks softly with sweet spring rains

Washing the Blood and the Gore from all of us

I long and lament but for now must rest

_Pox Brokentoe, Black Orc, Poet

Doomed Storm Clan

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This thread is so full of win

Stunties here,

Stunties there,

Stunties everywhere,

Stunties grabbed by da hair,

Stunties dead stench in the air.

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<scrawled on the cave of the clan wall>

Notice: As Poet La dee da uh the Doomed Storm Clan I am announcin' dat I will be puttins on uh Opera - Ode ta Mork and Gork. I bees seekin' a fat goblin wid da skillz ta play a stuntie. Az wees 'ope ta have 5 performances- dis goblin iz gonna need 4 undah stunties. Tank yas.

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<scrawled on the cave of the clan wall>

Notice: As Poet La dee da uh the Doomed Storm Clan I am announcin' dat I will be puttins on uh Opera - Ode ta Mork and Gork. I bees seekin' a fat goblin wid da skillz ta play a stuntie. Az wees 'ope ta have 5 performances- dis goblin iz gonna need 4 undah stunties. Tank yas.

Translated for Diomades:

Notice: As the Poet Laureate of the Doomed Storm Clan I would like to announce my intention to produce an Opera entitled, Ode to Mork and Gork. I am looking for a large proportioned goblin to fill the role of a Dwarf. I intend to have 5 performances, so I will also need 4 understudies for this same goblin. Thank you for your interest.

((the joke is that it is implied that something will happen to the goblin during the performances which will make it unable for him to perform again. Considering its an Orc Opera venerating the Orc Gods: Mork and Gork and Dwarves are their hated enemy, it is further implied whatever happens to this goblin playing a Dwarf will not be pleasant. To add to the humor is the notion that Orcs putting on a "play" would not "play" kill the goblin playing the dwarf but would actually kill him.))

((Regardless - jokes in translation lose the funny))

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WAAAAUGH! I go when I wakes up t'day

An' I looks at da stuntie by my bed and says "Hey!

Where yer head go little stuntie? Where it ran?!"

But den I rememba'd

Dat I had dismemba'd

An' I sold dat head to a dark elf man!

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Where da stunties at?

I see no stunties anywhere

I mus kill da stunties ta be strong

but no stunties to kill

No stunties to kill today

But I mus' go lookin for somthin in da forest.

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WAAAAAAAAAGH!

GIT YA CHOPPA!

SIT ON LOBBA!

WAAAAAAAAAGH!

STOMP DA STUNTIES!

SMASH DA 'UMIES!

CHOP DA POINTY 'ARS!

WAAAAAAAAAGH!

CHOP! SMASH! STOMP!

WAAAAAAAAAGH!

What? That's the true spirit of greenskin.

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Thank you Villayna!

For the curious, I am enjoying some time in Warhammer these days on Dark Crag playing a goblin squig herder- Bagfog Rottenbottom

http://forums.warhammeronline.com/warhammer/board/message?board.id=server_dc&thread.id=7508

http://forums.warhammeronline.com/warhammer/board/message?board.id=server_dc&thread.id=4732

I wanted to move some of my Greenskin poetry over. Again, thank you very much Villayna!

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