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Angelita stood in the Royal Exchange, watching the bankers as they moved back and forth between the mailbox and the Auction House. A smile formed on her lips as she looked down at the expensive dress she wore, and the Azerothian diamond adorning her finger.

Moments later, a man on a white horse approached. He smiled at her, his handsome face standing out amongst the rest of the elves in the area as he extended a hand. "Are you ready, love?"

Angelita nodded and took his hand, being lifted to mount the horse behind him as she sat side saddle. She slipped her arms around his waist and kissed the back of his neck. "Lets go."

With that, the white horse rode forth, never to be seen in Silvermoon again.

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Lelea lay in her bed, looking at the ceiling. Her failing eyesight could make out features of the light-filled room, and a smile appeared on her face as she knew she would be gone soon. She hoped that Malethia would be able to avenge her, for a shard of fel iron still hid itself inside her skull.

Melchisedech had killed her, even though he no longer thought of her. The poison from her old eyes was too strong, and could not be removed without killing her instantly. As she drew her last breath, she uttered a prayer that the undead priest would soon join her.

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Personal virtual log 15763:

I have begun to notice rapid deterioration happening to this body. After several tests, I have determined that the process used to create this prototype body had made it appear immortal, but in fact the tissues while seeming to regenerate were in fact aging at a rapid scale. This unit will cease functioning within the day.

Further studies conclude that others who have undergone this process are safe from these effects, except for the one called Lovely. Because her body was created such as mine, she too will cease to exist. I will warn her before I shut down.

It has been a fascinating life.

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Hellista flung a bolt of pure shadow energy at the avatar of Dambala, blasting it with enough energy to destroy a small house. The serpentlike troll was weakened, but not nearly dead. He hissed at Hellista as he grabbed her in his coils, lifting her face near his. "What did you hope to accomplish here, Lok'Tharis?!?! I am a Loa! You are nothing but what I made you, and you have always been within my power!"

Hellista grinned and spit blood at the humanoid. "You never made me, serpent! You have deceived yourself. I may die today, but I do so by my choosing! I do so to save the lives of those I would eventually kill in your name!"

Hellista then lunged forward and spread her jaws wide, sinking her teeth into the avatar and tearing a chunk of flesh from its face, quickly swallowing it even as the coils about her tightened. She cackled loudly as the avatar shreiked. "Sucks to be you, snake!!!"

With that, the avatar of Dambala squeezed his snakelike arms, sucking the life out of Hellista. As her broken body fell to the rocks below, he brought a scaled hand to his face, feeling the hole she had made there. He was furious, and blasted her body to ash with a thought. But he would know who had stood up to him. He would remember.....

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Jhonn awoke in the galley of a ship. He knew this room well. He was back on the ship where he had spent the past twenty years. Standing before him were the crew of the vessel, over thirty beautiful women of all races. He raised an eyebrow and smiled, the light catching his white teeth perfectly. "Is this a kidnapping, ladies?"

The new captain of the ship, a troll named Jin'Laa, approached and smiled. "We killed our old captain, Jhonn. You may sail with us once more, and please us as we please you."

Jhonn stood, his oiled naked flesh catching the rays of the sun through the porthole majestically. "Well then, lets get started. Its good to be home, ladies."

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"Oy, ye scurvy dogs! Faster!! Row like yer life depended on it, lasses!! Ye move like land lubbers!!!"

Captain Redbeard looked behind him, his red bear covered in blood and sweat. The Kraken approached. There was no way to outrun it now. As the tentacles grabbed the ship and began to crush it, Captain Redbeard pulled a flask of stout from his pocket and drank quickly. "Oh well," he thought. "There are worse ways for a man o' the sea to go down."

Redbeard saluted the kraken as his vessel was shattered and we was swept into the gaping maw.

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Lovely had written all the letters. One to Skafloc, one to Tamora...Even Villayna had received one as far as she knew. All the letters explained what was happening. She was dying. At least her body was. The same thing had happened to Atanasia, and was now happening to her. This may not be the end, as her spirit was already tugging to wander the nether once more, but it was the end of her life here on Azeroth.

She now wrote another letter, and the dozen goblins she had hired to transcribe it had instructions to make multiple copies to post letters to everyone mentioned within. She had things to say, and although she was never really a liar, there were things she wanted known on her deathbed.

The letter read as follows:

"People of Azeroth, my time comes to an end. Some of you will be saddened, others will be happy. Know that all I ever tried to do in life was to make others happy. Know that all the insanity I was caught up in was based on solely trying to please others and make the world a better place. I leave this world with my thoughts on some of you....

Laron. You are a gentleman and a good person, as is your child. I wish you the best, and hope that you find peace and happiness through the rest of your days.

Visant and Izrail. You two are the best family I could have ever hoped for. You never judged me, and always listened when others did not. I truly love you, and hope that things go well with you in the future. My dying wish is that you take a braided lock of my hair with you wherever you go, and remember the happy times we shared together.

Skafloc. You are the best brother I could have ever hoped for. While I love you as an equal to Izrail, you and I have seen much despair together, and you know I would gladly have given my life for you. Do not despair, and love life as I did.

Villayna. Be careful. You are watched more than you know. Do not fall into a trap that you might make for yourself.

Nicoleta and Silvermoon University. Keep doing what you are doing. Teaching those less fortunate, and telling them how to succeed in this harsh world. I will miss you most of all, especially the drunken rants of Coach Dewce. I will not miss the food in the lunch room. Please tell Phia that she is a horrible cook.

Whispersoft. I love you, and always have. You are family to me, and a part of my soul will always go with you. Do not despair over anything in life, dearest, and think of me when you fish and look over the open water.

Nymare. It is my dying wish that you become sane again, and remember the Fete that you were once a part of. Stop your megalomaniacal escapades and stop hurting those who fall for you. Or at least take money from them if you wish to act like a whore. Not everything has to be about you.

Leoren. Be a leader.

Vilmah. You are a sweet girl, and had you been old enough I'd have tried to seduce you. Be well, and always offer a place to those that need it. You are a rock to these people, and are well loved. Do not let those who seek to belittle you get you down, because you are better than them.

Prea. Nuin was the only member of House Vaedrin worth talking to. You should have died with the rest of your family.

Broxigan. To be blind, you have seen much. My love goes with you, and I hope you have a fruitful life.

Fhenrir. Take care of those who need it. You are a good man, and I trusted you always.

Okhu. You were the most insane of them all, and I loved you for it. I never understood why people hated you so much, because you brought joy and entertainment to us all. Keep being who you are, and never let them get you down. All seven of you.

Tamora. You brought me back from dark places many times, and I owe you more than any I know. I am proud to die carrying your name, and I hope when you find a replacement for me, that they will treat you better than I did. Strength and Honor, Bloodstorm.

Lascivious. I always hated you, but you were an addiction, and I do love you and your spirit. I hope wherever your path leads, that you will be strong.

Bir and Kovan. I always felt that we were the same, if not opposite sides of the coin. You both have my love always, and I bequeath to you my collection of gnomish sex-toys to split between the two of you. Have fun, and think of me at least once as you scream in ecstacy. Yes, I am laughing as I write this.

Zelaine Evershine. Seek help. Mental help. You have the potential to be a loving soul. Don't let the world destroy that.

Malethia. You have always been good to me, even though we were once enemies. I hope that life treats you well, as you try to treat others well. Be wary of Melchisedech also, and do your best to curb his evil.

Gorvena and Orugasa. I had a great time training with you two. The days of us killing our enemies together have always been fond in my mind. I will miss you.

Abric. Get your head out of your ass and have some fun. Take your Grim to Stormwind one time for me, and burn the church to the ground with that corrupt archbishop in it. In my name, make him pay for his lies. This is my dying request, and one you cannot deny as it fits your mandate.

Celuna. My dearest sister. I love you in death as I did in life, and I hope that whatever guides you now does so with good intentions. I tried to save you, and regret that I was unable to do so. I will watch over you in spirit, and hope it brings you comfort that you caused me to kill Hellista Lok'Tharis with a cake.

Cerryan Vyel. I spent my last days with you, and being pure with you was the best thing a girl could have asked for. I love you, and will always try to watch over you.

Nadia and Keraph. You have made a sanctuary for the lost, and for that I salute you. I hope that you have an immortality of hope and promise.

Szordrin. Be careful of the world out there, and let your music comfort you and bring you clarity of thought. You are a good man, and I hope you stay that way. You have my love.

Fynne. You have the most beautiful hair in all of Azeroth. and also a good spirit. Stay away from the warlocks, except one. It is my dying wish that you teach Nymare Sunfire some humility. My love goes with you, Fynne, and I always enjoyed our talks when I was human.

Janith and Sinlanna. Both of you were good people, and I wish you happiness in all that you do.

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There are many more I do not have time to mention, but I love most of you, and I regret that I will not see you again in this world. My will is made, and everything is in order. There will be no body to bury, and the spirit will return to the nether.

May the light go with all of you.

Lovely Nex'Cruor Bloodstorm.

Knight of Silvermoon and Lakeshire."

And with the writing of this letter, which was copied and posted all over Azeroth and Outland, Lovely passed on, her body disentigrating upon the winds as her spirit traveled abroad, moving toward the Twisting Nether, where it would always be welcome.

THE END

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(I take this as your "fuck you guys, I'm going to Conan forever" thread)

((I don't know about the "Fuck you" part, but yeah, thats about it. I talked with the boss (wife) and was asked to choose, and it was no comparison.))

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((I don't know about the "Fuck you" part, but yeah, thats about it. I talked with the boss (wife) and was asked to choose, and it was no comparison.))

(hate me?!?! feel so used. maybe because Conan is so great because it's so new and you been playing WoW three years? it's why people buy new porn, they get tired of seeing the same boobies all the time otherwise why get new porn? <.< good luck. :D )

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((Heh...little upset I never got a chance to really interact with you...the..flesh of taints that is contained within the core of that one whould have been used for fascinating results at the hands of the Doctor...

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((Aww, I am sorry to see you go but I understand the siren call of a new game, new concepts for characters to have fun RP with, etc. Best of luck to you in your Conan adventures, try to keep your clothes on. ;) Oh and get rid of that old copy of “Behind the Green Door”, there is much better porn out these days. ))

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((Funny and touching at the same time. It was always a pleasure to interact with you. You're a great gamer and roleplayer, and will be missed. Don't be a stranger!))

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Bir and Kovan. I always felt that we were the same, if not opposite sides of the coin. You both have my love always, and I bequeath to you my collection of gnomish sex-toys to split between the two of you. Have fun, and think of me at least once as you scream in ecstacy. Yes, I am laughing as I write this.

(( LOL there's a good reason for Bir to get in contact with Kovan again.. ;-; Sucks to see you gooo.. ))

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((Sigh...I was not a happy camper writing Lelea out. I'm going to miss Lovely too. To be honest, the fact that you're leaving us here is one of the reasons I'm willing to give Conan a try; I've always enjoyed our interactions. See you in the bloody sands sometime later this week.))

(( <3 ill miss your awsome cyborz))

((Aww, don't worry baby...Malethia's here for lovins now...UNF))

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