A Very Special Tribute the Word "Gank"

[Huffy]

The Gank-meister
Gank-o-matic
Gank-a-thon
Gank-a-holic
Gankster
Gank-banging
Gank-er-roo
Gank-o-rific
Gank-a-te-gank
Gank-o-licious
The Ganking Game
To gank, or not to gank
On your mark, get set, Gank!
Let the gankings begin!
Got Ganked?
Ganks a lot!
Gank me, gank you, oh yeah, says who?
How many ganks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? One…, two…,
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Historical Ganks:

Yea, thou I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no gankings, for my bubble and hearth skill comforts me.

Gank unto others before they gank unto you…

Four score and seven ganks ago…

So let it be written, so let it be ganked!

We the people, in order to perform a more prefect ganking…

Read my lips, no new gankings!

I came, I saw, I ganked!
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Your Daughter’s favorite book: The Telle Tubbies Ganking Spree (Just imagine that!)
You Son’s favorite book: Curious George Goes Ganking
Dad’s favorite video: Girls gone Ganking Wild
Mom’s favorite movie: The Gankings of Madison County


I posted these on the WoW messages boards ages back, so here they are again, revised and updated. Can ya think of more?

[Jorah]

We will gank them on the beaches...

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the gankings of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of gankings, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will gank with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to gank and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my ganking upon thee.

[Zasein]

Ganktastic!

Freinds, Countrymen, Gankers, lend me your ears!

A ganker by any other name would still gank so much.

I've ganked everything I've ever loved...

I gank therefore I am.

He who lives by the gank will die by the gank.

[Aendra]

*twitch*

[Rhowen-Prea]

/agree aendra

[Emmons]

This is my ganking, there are many like it, but this gank is mine.

[Tillna]

The point of war is not to die for your country, the point of war is to gank the poor bastard to die for his.

HOLY MOTHER OF GANK!

Who came up with this term?

[Mynikens]

Alright I have to add mine.

I am the gankingest gank to ever gank a gank.

[Zasein]

I gank two dwarves in the moring, I gank two dwarves at night...

[Tillna]

Who started that word?
Time to wiki it!

[Fhenrir]

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the gankings of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of gankings, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will gank with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to gank and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my ganking upon thee.

Yes! This wins the topic, no question.

Now could you grab my hammer for me? It's the one with "Bad Mother Ganker" written on the handle.

[nothus]

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in france? Le Ganked du Cheese.

And watch out or someone will set loose the gankers of war. (and the gimpganker, he's a bad mother--I better watch my mouth).

[Rhowen-Prea]

I have one word to serve as "gank", "ganking", etc.








Stranglethorn.

aka Stranglegank.

[Kaliera]

Ganklethorn! It's fun to say, try it. :D

[Gannarak]

Gankistan: The collective zones of universal ganking (STV, Hillsbrad, etc...)

J-

[turen]

movies-
I'm gunna gank you, sucka

Gankinator 3: Rise of the Griefers

Starship Gankers

Gank Wars

The Gankfather

[Jorah]

It is better to have ganked and lost, than never to have ganked at all.

Ask not who your faction can gank for you, but who you can gank for your faction.

It is a far, far better gank I do, than I have ever done.

Literature :

Gankenstien - Mary Shelley

Gankula - Bram Stoker

The Art of Ganking - Zun Tsu

Once more unto the gank, dear friends, once more.
- Henry V Act III, S I

[Huffy]

And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remember'd;
We few, we happy few, we band of Gankers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my Gank-brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And PvE’er in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their Level 60’s cheap whiles any speaks
That Ganked with us upon Saint Crispin's day.
-Henry V, Act 4. Scene III

[Zasein]

The Gankingsburg Adress

Fourscore and seven ganks ago our ganks brough forth on this gank, a new gank, concived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men may gank equally.

Now we are engaged in a great ganking war, testing wether that gank, or any gank so concived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-feild of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that feild, as a final ganking place for those who here gave their ganks that that gank might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate -- we cannot consicrate -- we cannot hallow -- this gank. The brave men, unganked and ganked, who ganked here, have consicrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we ganked here, but it can never forget what they ganked here. It is for us, the unganked, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who ganked here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicaded to the great ganking remaining before us -- that from these honored ganked we take increased devotion to that cause for which they ganked the last full measure of their ganking -- that we here highly resolve that these ganked shall not have ganked in vain -- that this gank, under God, shall have a new birth of ganking -- and that government of the gank, by the gank, for the gank, shall not be ganked off the face of the earth.