Chikt
12-15-2007, 07:24 AM
Old but good. (http://www.wowwiki.com/Saurfang_facts) I remember reading the list like two years ago, but it's been since updated several times over. Some interesting facts about Saurfang:
-William Shatner joined the horde because he's too afraid of Saurfang to join the Alliance.
-It was in fact Saurfang, not Mr.T, who created the Mohawk class.
-Saurfang is so hardcore he bungie jumps off street curbs.
-The theme song for the movie "300" is actually a recording of Saurfang whistling in the shower.
-The song "Highway to Hell" is actually about High Overlord Saurfang's driveway.
-Saurfang is immune to the looks change that comes with Blix's Eyesight Enhancing Romance Goggles. And your face will get cleaved if you even THINK why that's so.
-High Overlord Saurfang has never actualy killed anyone. Everyone he intends to kill commits suicide once they know he is coming.
-Saurfang is the only being in existence who can survive listening to Polish folk music for 24 hours straight.
-High Overlord Saurfang floats like a butterfly and stings like a Tomahawk Missile at Mach 3.
-If you were killed by Saurfang, your tombstone will read R.I.M.P.: Ripped into many pieces.
-Before Saurfang cleaved him, he used to be known as Cookie McAwsomelyStrongSauce.
-High Overlord Saurfang and Action Jaxon walk into a bar. The bar suddenly explodes because no building made by mortals can contain that much awesomeness.
-The Dark Portal was known as the Sunshine Portal until Saurfang walked through it.
-High Overlord Saurfang CAN touch M.C. Hammer.
-Saurfang puts the laughter in manslaughter!
-If Saurfang sneezes, he doesn’t say "achooo!” He says "DIE EVERYONE WHO DARES TO LOOK SAURFANG!!” Usually, this happens next.
-High Overlord Saurfang is immune to Blessing of Kings since an additional 10% of his stats would cause server crashes.
-Saurfang's mother hit him once. Once.
-High Overlord Saurfang's looks DO kill.
-William Shatner joined the horde because he's too afraid of Saurfang to join the Alliance.
-It was in fact Saurfang, not Mr.T, who created the Mohawk class.
-Saurfang is so hardcore he bungie jumps off street curbs.
-The theme song for the movie "300" is actually a recording of Saurfang whistling in the shower.
-The song "Highway to Hell" is actually about High Overlord Saurfang's driveway.
-Saurfang is immune to the looks change that comes with Blix's Eyesight Enhancing Romance Goggles. And your face will get cleaved if you even THINK why that's so.
-High Overlord Saurfang has never actualy killed anyone. Everyone he intends to kill commits suicide once they know he is coming.
-Saurfang is the only being in existence who can survive listening to Polish folk music for 24 hours straight.
-High Overlord Saurfang floats like a butterfly and stings like a Tomahawk Missile at Mach 3.
-If you were killed by Saurfang, your tombstone will read R.I.M.P.: Ripped into many pieces.
-Before Saurfang cleaved him, he used to be known as Cookie McAwsomelyStrongSauce.
-High Overlord Saurfang and Action Jaxon walk into a bar. The bar suddenly explodes because no building made by mortals can contain that much awesomeness.
-The Dark Portal was known as the Sunshine Portal until Saurfang walked through it.
-High Overlord Saurfang CAN touch M.C. Hammer.
-Saurfang puts the laughter in manslaughter!
-If Saurfang sneezes, he doesn’t say "achooo!” He says "DIE EVERYONE WHO DARES TO LOOK SAURFANG!!” Usually, this happens next.
-High Overlord Saurfang is immune to Blessing of Kings since an additional 10% of his stats would cause server crashes.
-Saurfang's mother hit him once. Once.
-High Overlord Saurfang's looks DO kill.