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Erysi
05-26-2006, 08:35 PM
For anyone who's heard Lemon Demon's song "Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny", you already know it's one of the most amazing songs ever. Well, I rewrote it to fit WoW out of sheer boredem and too much time on my hands! Here you go!



Old Xen'Zilla was hopping around,
Stonetalon Mountains like a big playground.
When suddenly a Human Rogue burst from the shade,
and hit Xen'Zilla with a Thorium Grenade.
Xen'Zilla got pissed and began to attack,
but he didn't expect to be blocked by Rag,
Who proceeded to open up a can of MC.
When suddenly Thrall burst on the scene.

And he started beating up on Ragnaros.
Until they all got ganked by a pissed off Gnome,
but before he could make it back to Gnomregan.
The Forsaken began to rise from their graves.
Sylvanas flew in riding a giant bat,
and blew the Gnome away with but a tap.
But she ran out of mana and she ran away,
Boss Thermaplugg had come to save the day.

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Azeroth's Destiny,
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be,
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Azeroth's Destiny.

Gahz'rilla came along and took a bite out of Plugg,
and a guild of raiders that doesn't like doing PUGs.
And then Rag spawned back faster than anyone could track,
when suddenly Gahz'rilla jumped and landed on his back.
And Thrall was injured, and trying to get steady,
when suddenly Sylvanas came back with a machete.
But something caught her leg and she tripped,
An annoying murloc took her down with its net.

Then it saw Xen'rilla sneaking up from behind,
and he reached for his spears which he just couldn't find.
'Cause Thrall had stole it and he threw and he missed,
and the murloc deflected it with his fist.
Then it jumped in the air and did a summersault,
while Sylvanas then tried to pole vault.
Onto Boss Thermaplugg, but they collided in the air,
then they both got caught in a Tauren Druid's snare.

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Azeroth's Destiny,
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be,
this is the Ultimate Showdown..

N00bs sang out in immaculate chorus,
down from the Barrens descended Chuck Norris.
Who delivered a kick which totally owned,
into the face of Ragnaros.
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in plight,
as the Tauren Druid ate, a deviate delight.
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise,
and he crushed the Tauren's head in between his thighs.

Then a hunter in grey and a paladin in white and,
a n00b RPer who fancied himself the Black Knight,
and Cairne Bloodhoof and a druid that was dreaming and
The King of Stormwind and the Lord of Ironforge Magni,
Nat Pagel's Terminator, Captain VanCleef, some MC raiders
Night Elves, High Elves, every single one a ranger,
Jaina Proudmore from Theramore Isle,
Illidan Stormrage, the Naga, and Arthas,
All came out of no where lightning fast,
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.
It was the bloodiest battle Azeroth ever saw,
with civilians looking on total awe.

The fight raged on for a century,
many lives were claimed, but eventually.
The champion stood, the rest saw their better:
A gnome named Pythre in a Bloodstained Hauberk.

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Azeroth's Destiny,
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be,
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Azeroth's Destiny.

Abric
05-26-2006, 09:23 PM
...

You make baby Jebus cry.

*twitch*

Grisch
05-27-2006, 04:29 AM
I really do love that song despite myself. Your version rocks, gave me a chuckle for sure.

Fhenrir
05-27-2006, 01:00 PM
Use Gahz'rilla.

http://thottbot.com/?n=5867

Erysi
05-27-2006, 06:06 PM
There you go, everyone XP I finished it.. Pythre had begged me to let her win it, so I gave in.. :P

Tillna
05-27-2006, 06:49 PM
Needs more sex and nudity
But freaking hilarious..Sylvannis gettign owned by a Murloc
hahaha

Kurohane
05-27-2006, 08:19 PM
*dies laughing at Pythre winning it all*

Erysi
05-27-2006, 08:24 PM
*dies laughing at Pythre winning it all*

Yeah, let Pythre know I did it for me XP I'm at work, stupid 12 hour shifts T_T See you guys on there Monday :P

Tillna
05-27-2006, 08:27 PM
Kneepunhcer would work ebtter...
He wears short shorts..and is a gnome.
>_<

Tillna
05-27-2006, 08:30 PM
Kneepunhcer would work ebtter...
He wears short shorts..and is a gnome.
>_<

Fhenrir
05-27-2006, 08:48 PM
Use Gahz'rilla.

http://thottbot.com/?n=5867

To clarify, I meant using Gahz'rilla instead of Xen'rilla, since Gahz'rilla is essentially WoW's Godzilla... but, whatever. It still took you a lot more effort than I would have invested. Well done!

Erysi
05-27-2006, 08:57 PM
Use Gahz'rilla.

http://thottbot.com/?n=5867

To clarify, I meant using Gahz'rilla instead of Xen'rilla, since Gahz'rilla is essentially WoW's Godzilla... but, whatever. It still took you a lot more effort than I would have invested. Well done!

I knew ;) I liked Xen'Zilla because Stonetalon Mountains where he hangs out was better rhyming than ZF. I think throwing in Ghaz later worked too though!

EnheilRas
05-27-2006, 09:45 PM
N00bs in heavenly chorus sang
down from the Barrens descended High Overlord Saurfang.
Who delivered a chop which totally owned,
into the face of Ragnaros.
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in plight,
as the Tauren Druid ate, a deviate delight.
But Fang saw through his clever disguise,
and he crushed the Tauren's head in between his thighs.

Then a hunter in grey and a paladin in white and,
a n00b RPer who fancied himself the Black Knight,
and Cairne Bloodhoof and a druid that was dreaming and
The King of Stormwind and the Lord of Ironforge Magni,
Nat Pagel's Terminator, Captain VanCleef, some MC raiders
Night Elves, High Elves, every single one a ranger,
Jaina Proudmore from Theramore Isle,
Illidan Stormrage, the Naga, and Arthas,
All came out of no where lightning fast,
and they kicked Saurfang in his cowboy ass.
It was the bloodiest battle Azeroth ever saw,
with civilians looking on total awe.


Fixed.

There is no Chuck Norris.

Only High Overlord Saurfang.

But the reality is that if that team came against him, he'd just use retaliation and own their asses..

Erysi
05-27-2006, 09:52 PM
...
and they kicked Saurfang in his cowboy ass.
It was the bloodiest battle Azeroth ever saw,
with civilians looking on total awe.


Fixed.

There is no Chuck Norris.

Only High Overlord Saurfang.

But the reality is that if that team came against him, he'd just use retaliation and own their asses..

Saurfang is a cowboy? :P Chuck Norris invades WoW too much to be left out of my song anyway..

Fhenrir
05-27-2006, 09:54 PM
He does make a good point though. Adding Fang in there does give it even more of a WoW feel to it.

Tillna
05-27-2006, 10:16 PM
who is saurfang?
I probably missed it...

EnheilRas
05-28-2006, 11:30 AM
who is saurfang?
I probably missed it...

Oooh my Fucking God..

She doesn't know who High Overlord Saurfang is.

EnheilRas
05-28-2006, 12:03 PM
...and who's Enheilras again...?P

The Undisputed Master of Alterac Valley.

Mortica
05-28-2006, 12:08 PM
Saurfang: http://www.wowwiki.com/Saurfang

Fhenrir
05-28-2006, 01:14 PM
...and who's Enheilras again...?P

The Undisputed Master of Alterac Valley.

...Because you leave any game you're not winning.

>_>
<_<

Tillna
05-28-2006, 04:43 PM
nowI know who he is
AND WHY THE FUCK do you think I am a girl?
seriously...damn...

Aendra
05-28-2006, 04:59 PM
nowI know who he is
AND WHY THE FUCK do you think I am a girl?
seriously...damn... Your username is overtly female.

Tillna
05-28-2006, 05:22 PM
nowI know who he is
AND WHY THE FUCK do you think I am a girl?
seriously...damn... Your username is overtly female.
...............
It was a random generated name I used for my Hunter...
>_<

Pythre-Co
05-28-2006, 06:03 PM
*flex* Thanks Erysi. XD That was a hilarious read.

EnheilRas
05-28-2006, 08:16 PM
...and who's Enheilras again...?P

The Undisputed Master of Alterac Valley.

...Because you leave any game you're not winning.

>_>
<_<

False. I only have ever left on AV ever because I was so tired I felt I could not give full attention to it from start to finish.

Other AV's I've left have been due to proper previous promises made in other battlegrounds or in Molten Core.

Their Fates were undecided at the time I've left them. But I can not be blamed for your own personal failures at leading raids I am not in.