Erysi
05-26-2006, 08:35 PM
For anyone who's heard Lemon Demon's song "Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny", you already know it's one of the most amazing songs ever. Well, I rewrote it to fit WoW out of sheer boredem and too much time on my hands! Here you go!
Old Xen'Zilla was hopping around,
Stonetalon Mountains like a big playground.
When suddenly a Human Rogue burst from the shade,
and hit Xen'Zilla with a Thorium Grenade.
Xen'Zilla got pissed and began to attack,
but he didn't expect to be blocked by Rag,
Who proceeded to open up a can of MC.
When suddenly Thrall burst on the scene.
And he started beating up on Ragnaros.
Until they all got ganked by a pissed off Gnome,
but before he could make it back to Gnomregan.
The Forsaken began to rise from their graves.
Sylvanas flew in riding a giant bat,
and blew the Gnome away with but a tap.
But she ran out of mana and she ran away,
Boss Thermaplugg had come to save the day.
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Azeroth's Destiny,
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be,
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Azeroth's Destiny.
Gahz'rilla came along and took a bite out of Plugg,
and a guild of raiders that doesn't like doing PUGs.
And then Rag spawned back faster than anyone could track,
when suddenly Gahz'rilla jumped and landed on his back.
And Thrall was injured, and trying to get steady,
when suddenly Sylvanas came back with a machete.
But something caught her leg and she tripped,
An annoying murloc took her down with its net.
Then it saw Xen'rilla sneaking up from behind,
and he reached for his spears which he just couldn't find.
'Cause Thrall had stole it and he threw and he missed,
and the murloc deflected it with his fist.
Then it jumped in the air and did a summersault,
while Sylvanas then tried to pole vault.
Onto Boss Thermaplugg, but they collided in the air,
then they both got caught in a Tauren Druid's snare.
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Azeroth's Destiny,
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be,
this is the Ultimate Showdown..
N00bs sang out in immaculate chorus,
down from the Barrens descended Chuck Norris.
Who delivered a kick which totally owned,
into the face of Ragnaros.
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in plight,
as the Tauren Druid ate, a deviate delight.
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise,
and he crushed the Tauren's head in between his thighs.
Then a hunter in grey and a paladin in white and,
a n00b RPer who fancied himself the Black Knight,
and Cairne Bloodhoof and a druid that was dreaming and
The King of Stormwind and the Lord of Ironforge Magni,
Nat Pagel's Terminator, Captain VanCleef, some MC raiders
Night Elves, High Elves, every single one a ranger,
Jaina Proudmore from Theramore Isle,
Illidan Stormrage, the Naga, and Arthas,
All came out of no where lightning fast,
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.
It was the bloodiest battle Azeroth ever saw,
with civilians looking on total awe.
The fight raged on for a century,
many lives were claimed, but eventually.
The champion stood, the rest saw their better:
A gnome named Pythre in a Bloodstained Hauberk.
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Azeroth's Destiny,
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be,
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Azeroth's Destiny.
Old Xen'Zilla was hopping around,
Stonetalon Mountains like a big playground.
When suddenly a Human Rogue burst from the shade,
and hit Xen'Zilla with a Thorium Grenade.
Xen'Zilla got pissed and began to attack,
but he didn't expect to be blocked by Rag,
Who proceeded to open up a can of MC.
When suddenly Thrall burst on the scene.
And he started beating up on Ragnaros.
Until they all got ganked by a pissed off Gnome,
but before he could make it back to Gnomregan.
The Forsaken began to rise from their graves.
Sylvanas flew in riding a giant bat,
and blew the Gnome away with but a tap.
But she ran out of mana and she ran away,
Boss Thermaplugg had come to save the day.
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Azeroth's Destiny,
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be,
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Azeroth's Destiny.
Gahz'rilla came along and took a bite out of Plugg,
and a guild of raiders that doesn't like doing PUGs.
And then Rag spawned back faster than anyone could track,
when suddenly Gahz'rilla jumped and landed on his back.
And Thrall was injured, and trying to get steady,
when suddenly Sylvanas came back with a machete.
But something caught her leg and she tripped,
An annoying murloc took her down with its net.
Then it saw Xen'rilla sneaking up from behind,
and he reached for his spears which he just couldn't find.
'Cause Thrall had stole it and he threw and he missed,
and the murloc deflected it with his fist.
Then it jumped in the air and did a summersault,
while Sylvanas then tried to pole vault.
Onto Boss Thermaplugg, but they collided in the air,
then they both got caught in a Tauren Druid's snare.
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Azeroth's Destiny,
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be,
this is the Ultimate Showdown..
N00bs sang out in immaculate chorus,
down from the Barrens descended Chuck Norris.
Who delivered a kick which totally owned,
into the face of Ragnaros.
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in plight,
as the Tauren Druid ate, a deviate delight.
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise,
and he crushed the Tauren's head in between his thighs.
Then a hunter in grey and a paladin in white and,
a n00b RPer who fancied himself the Black Knight,
and Cairne Bloodhoof and a druid that was dreaming and
The King of Stormwind and the Lord of Ironforge Magni,
Nat Pagel's Terminator, Captain VanCleef, some MC raiders
Night Elves, High Elves, every single one a ranger,
Jaina Proudmore from Theramore Isle,
Illidan Stormrage, the Naga, and Arthas,
All came out of no where lightning fast,
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.
It was the bloodiest battle Azeroth ever saw,
with civilians looking on total awe.
The fight raged on for a century,
many lives were claimed, but eventually.
The champion stood, the rest saw their better:
A gnome named Pythre in a Bloodstained Hauberk.
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Azeroth's Destiny,
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be,
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Azeroth's Destiny.