The Most Awesome/Awkward Night of my WoW Career

[Emmons]

So Emmons was testing out the Goblin Dimensional Ripper tonight, and with all fine pieces of Goblin engineering, something went horribly awry. As Emmons emerged from the transporter, he realized he was short, stout, and drunk. This didn't last long (evidently his molecular structure was in a state of chaos, as he kept changing race and sex), soon he found himself sprouting a tail, hooves, and face-tentacles in flight to Shattrath.

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His genetic makeup kept shifting every few moment, but eventually settled on the form of a female gnome. Being the scientist he is, Emmons decided to imbibe some Noggenfogger and document the effects. Piloting skills seemed to suffer, though ability for Alphaeus to attempt to steal Emmons was up.

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A short trip to Silvermoon was in order, to play a prank on Nymare, though when Emmons tracked her and Leoren down, a giant (relatively) Troll attempted to eat him, and the mission had to be abroted.

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Evidently his molecular structure still had not settled, and Emmons went back to being a dwarf, then a night elf, a gnome, and dwarf again, before his body settled back on the form and mentality of a female Draenei. This, coupled with new and unusual emotions was too much for Emmons to handle, so he found a nice mushroom and had a nice cry.

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When the effects finally wore off, Emmons awoke in the Scryer bank, with his Jumper Cables dripping with butter...

We must never speak of this again.

[Qabian]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. You are my hero.

[Nymare]

I am extremely disappointed that I did not get to witness the jumper cables/butter incident.

[Skafloc]

When the effects finally wore off, Emmons awoke in the Scryer bank, with his Jumper Cables dripping with butter...

We must never speak of this again.

And yet, pictures were taken. Silly lad, never ever keep a camera around when playing with the Goblin Dimensional Ripper. It makes it too easy for the tabloids. At least you were wearing underwear, were you?

[Alphaeus]

Al never managed to get Gnomey-Emmons in his pocket.


Then again, I'm not sure that would of been SAFE. For Al.

[Amaurn]

Once again Emmons you are a source of great interest to we that know you... A shame I missed it.

Oh and I have had similar transporter issues, so I know the issue you faced. Being a Blood Elf female sure can be odd.

[Malorii]

... oh about the butter thing my bad! .. uhh I think i might have lost the keys to my ridingcrop somewhere inside you.

[Darkblade]

This is why I always make sure I am alone when using the transporter. Too much time as an elf will do bad things to you.

[Emmons]

Haha, I had fun roleplaying a draenei female for half an hour though. It was hard getting people to know I was rolling all my R's, but we decided typing "rr" sufficed.