ERP-PVP

[Mortica]

Note: This site obviously does news in the style of the Onion. The following is not true, but... /boggle

http://www.dailygaming.net/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=263

[Solenev]

If that were true, nobody would level. There would only be Alliance or Horde lowbie alts. And everyone would remain in Elwynn Forest.

[Lovely]

Dammit. I can't reroll again!!!

*Runs off crying*

Oh wait, its a fake...?


Whew!

:P

[Mortica]

you know, all legalities aside, I wonder how popular such a realm would actually be.

Obviously they would have to have a ton of GM's just to deal with the constant griefers who would roll there just to be numbnutzes, but otherwise, would people actually roll there as something more than just level 1 alts?

[Solenev]

I know there would be a few people who would actually level, but the leveling curve would be out of whack for those that do. Barrens chat would certainly be an interesting endevour. There'd be Chuck Norris, but he'd be a reocurring NPC that gets strange things done to him.

Though... it'd likely be a server of alts. A place people go to get the ERP on. I checked out Maelstrom for a few weeks where Darknest has a pretty big Alliance community and found it to be populated by a ton of level 1 alts of people who just were there to chat and hang out in Elwynn mostly. They did have higher mains, but didn't seem to be using them.

And why would you in an ERP realm? Cybering is usually less about the location and more about the text. Though... 40 mans would be interesting.

[Alphaeus]

*headdesk.... giggle*

[NorthFace]

I'd love to see how they would illustrate that in this graphic on the WOW site:

http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/info/basics/images/realmtypes/differences.jpg

Photoshop, anyone?

[Rikt]

I would totally level a Tauren warrior to 70 on a ERP realm and talk about how big my two-handed mace was compared to all those pansy BEs....

[Solenev]

I would totally level a Tauren warrior to 70 on a ERP realm and talk about how big my two-handed mace was compared to all those pansy BEs....

Haha! Level 70 Warstomp baby.

[Lovely]

I would totally level a Tauren warrior to 70 on a ERP realm and talk about how big my two-handed mace was compared to all those pansy BEs....

You mean you don't already do that with a Draenei?

*rimshot*

[Rikt]

Well... I do Unearth the Secrets of my Gavel now and again.

[Broxigan]

I'd love to see how they would illustrate that in this graphic on the WOW site:

http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/info/basics/images/realmtypes/differences.jpg

Photoshop, anyone?

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f372/wendellman/attachmentcopy.jpg

[Solenev]

Brox is a photoshop god. No lie.

Broxigan on the future ERP-PVP Server: Who the fuck let these motherfucking sluts on my motherfucking server?

[Abric]

Most of the roleplaying servers would become ghost towns. Hell, Twisting Nether Gazette would cease to exist.

It'd be me, Malebrignon, Mortica... and maybe Karkarov.

[Lovely]

It'd be me, Malebrignon, Mortica... and maybe Karkarov.

Are you sure?

*Evil Cackle*

[Nicoleta]

I'd still be here. I play to smash gnomes with large hammers, not to fondle fictional elf boobz.

[Xiphus]

I probably will still be here, because the undead has no libido and are only interested in killing things.

[Karkarov]

Are you insinuating you would give in to the erp bald man? Dio would also stay to talk about his halo love. Unless they got a storyline going involving how the master chief just cant quit the arbiter....

[Rasta]

Unless they got a storyline going involving how the master chief just cant quit the arbiter....

Full of win.

[Gorvena]

I'd still be here. I play to smash gnomes with large hammers, not to fondle fictional elf boobz.
Same. Totally.

[drippygoo]

meh I like playin wit real boobies...erp/cybers is kinda lames

hurray for boobies!
please everyone donate during Feb. its breast cancer awarness month....gotta save the boobies!

[Ryoku]

People need to leave sex out of the videogames. That's what life's for.

[Xiphus]

Are you insinuating you would give in to the erp bald man? Dio would also stay to talk about his halo love. Unless they got a storyline going involving how the master chief just cant quit the arbiter....

Nah. I will give in to the spine-stabbing. I find the sickening stab due to seal fate strangely arousing.

[Raziel]

People need to leave sex out of the videogames. That's what life's for.

Yes

I agree

DEATH TO JAPAN!

[Kallindra]

I wouldn't go to an ERP realm. If I wanted to be molested via text, I'd hang out in AOL chat rooms.

[Okhu]

This thread is full of lol....for realz.