Malebrignon
05-11-2006, 09:27 PM
(Overheard at Sun Rock Retreat)
Grooda try to write story.
Grooda get as far as "Grooda barsh gud" den run out of ideas.
Grooda sing song instead. Unca Dag sing dis to much younger Grooda.
*Grooda begins to sing*
Dere's boars in da gully by dem fell harpy's nests
Dem runnin' an' ruttin' an' gettin' all fat.
Den da hunners come hunnin' an' makin' a mess.
An' dem bring home m' dinner on dere tired orc back.
*walks around the campfire singing*
Dere's boar steak tonight wit some moonberry juice.
Ol' Trib brought da tubers an' da candied eartroot!
Be tankful ta ya elders, ya eat gud tonight.
Sleep well orc, ya hunt again at first mornin' light!
*pauses thoughtfully*
Now a gud orc cain't live on a boar's meat alone,
Da pickin's get slim when home's barren an' flat.
Swoop eggs an' kodo milk make gud, strong orc bones.
Da zhevra's....
umm....an' da striders....
ummmm....be easy ta trap?
*shrugs her shoulders and begins to dance*
Dere's raptor steak dinner wit mornin' glory dew.
Ol' Tib's wen' all-out wit da night dragon fruit!
Be tankful ta ya elders, dere's feastin' tonight
Sleep gud orc, cuz work starts at first mornin' light!
*takes a bow*
Unca Dag said dat's a "new song for a new world".
*stares at the ground sadly*
Grooda try to write story.
Grooda get as far as "Grooda barsh gud" den run out of ideas.
Grooda sing song instead. Unca Dag sing dis to much younger Grooda.
*Grooda begins to sing*
Dere's boars in da gully by dem fell harpy's nests
Dem runnin' an' ruttin' an' gettin' all fat.
Den da hunners come hunnin' an' makin' a mess.
An' dem bring home m' dinner on dere tired orc back.
*walks around the campfire singing*
Dere's boar steak tonight wit some moonberry juice.
Ol' Trib brought da tubers an' da candied eartroot!
Be tankful ta ya elders, ya eat gud tonight.
Sleep well orc, ya hunt again at first mornin' light!
*pauses thoughtfully*
Now a gud orc cain't live on a boar's meat alone,
Da pickin's get slim when home's barren an' flat.
Swoop eggs an' kodo milk make gud, strong orc bones.
Da zhevra's....
umm....an' da striders....
ummmm....be easy ta trap?
*shrugs her shoulders and begins to dance*
Dere's raptor steak dinner wit mornin' glory dew.
Ol' Tib's wen' all-out wit da night dragon fruit!
Be tankful ta ya elders, dere's feastin' tonight
Sleep gud orc, cuz work starts at first mornin' light!
*takes a bow*
Unca Dag said dat's a "new song for a new world".
*stares at the ground sadly*