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Vilmah
09-19-2007, 11:20 AM
http://www.warcraftrealms.com/census.php?PHPSESSID=1dc6e03086b64e1c8a0d1467ceaec 196&serverid=559&factionid=-1&minlevel=10&maxlevel=70&servertypeid=4

..not that I've helped matters any, but goshdammit we are overrun with elves!

Nazshakul
09-19-2007, 11:32 AM
They're like roaches, you see one, then you know it's only a matter of time before a million of em are infesting your walls and crawlspaces.

Thoraggar
09-19-2007, 11:36 AM
Presenting Don Knots, starring in "There are to many Blood Elves."

"Why are there so many Blood elves? The manuel said there would only be a few blood elves. Oh why are there so many blood elves?"

Nomeni
09-19-2007, 11:56 AM
I saw naked BE females dancing on the Org bank mailbox yesterday...

And then I cried...

On another note, where the hell are they all coming from?! 80% of the BEs I know are gay! Are they still actually making babies or something?

Aquizit
09-19-2007, 11:56 AM
It's because we're so hot.. that the instinct just... bow chika bow-wow.. and poof, more elves.


/sage nod

Vilmah
09-19-2007, 12:01 PM
On another note, where the hell are they all coming from?! 80% of the BEs I know are gay! Are they still actually making babies or something?

Ninorra and Vicailde are doing their part!

Evanthe
09-19-2007, 12:03 PM
I love me some blood elves.

Malakim
09-19-2007, 12:05 PM
Needs more troll

Nomeni
09-19-2007, 12:07 PM
Ninorra and Vicailde are doing their part!

But what about the rest of them? Are they drugging people drugging the men? Or are the men with lots of floosies making up for it?

Vilmah
09-19-2007, 12:08 PM
Or are the men with lots of floosies making up for it?

Ask Skafloc. I think he's got at least a dozen little Ran'Deau's running around somewhere! You know the term, "beaten like a redheaded stepchild"? That's half of Silvermoon, right now!

Evanthe
09-19-2007, 12:11 PM
Ask Skafloc. I think he's got at least a dozen little Ran'Deau's running around somewhere! You know the term, "beaten like a redheaded stepchild"? That's half of Silvermoon, right now!

Hahahaha!!

Anthek
09-19-2007, 12:12 PM
Presenting Don Knots, starring in "There are to many Blood Elves."

"Why are there so many Blood elves? The manuel said there would only be a few blood elves. Oh why are there so many blood elves?"

"This is a terrible vacation!"

Vicailde
09-19-2007, 12:23 PM
How can there be that many warriors on the server and not a tank in sight?

Malakim
09-19-2007, 12:24 PM
How can there be that many warriors on the server and not a tank in sight?

Cause warriors are for DPS bears are for tank?

Ninorra
09-19-2007, 12:25 PM
Cause warriors are for DPS bears are for tank?

No!! It's not true!!

Malakim
09-19-2007, 12:27 PM
Clearly it is :p

Xorek
09-19-2007, 12:29 PM
I am regularly landing in groups with 4 other blood elves.

Considering that I RP Xerak as having an addictive level desire to eat elf flesh, he gets quite flustered sometimes. He restrains himself for his allies...and has to get his elf meat form night elves in general....but there are just SO many elves running around now.

It's all he can do when a group mate gets injured not to taste them.

Ninorra
09-19-2007, 12:30 PM
Clearly it is :p

Nuh uh! :( Vilmah's a tank, and so is Rolphemone, so THERE.

Malakim
09-19-2007, 12:34 PM
you are just pretending I know you have that desire for a big two hander with lots of damage I know it... Give into the dark side.

Skafloc
09-19-2007, 12:39 PM
Ask Skafloc. I think he's got at least a dozen little Ran'Deau's running around somewhere! You know the term, "beaten like a redheaded stepchild"? That's half of Silvermoon, right now!

I have been watching this thread because my Skaffy sense was tingling. I was right... :confused:

Malakim
09-19-2007, 12:42 PM
Actually kinda getting back on topic, I also see that the amount of hunters is like 2300, I would say at least half that hunter population alone belongs to MD...

Ninorra
09-19-2007, 12:42 PM
You know I only kid with you Skaf, because you are the yin to my yang.

Malakim
09-19-2007, 12:43 PM
You know I only kid with you Skaf, because you are the yin to my yang.

That's what she said.

Skafloc
09-19-2007, 12:49 PM
Haha! No worries Vil. It was funny. I almost posted a joke along the same lines, asking why if so many belfs are blondes, followed closely by brunettes are there so many red-headed kidlets running about?

And yes, MD can field its own farstrider outpost.

Ninorra
09-19-2007, 12:55 PM
Hehehe! Now I kinda wanna draw a picture of Skaff grinning, with a thumbs up, and the slogan:

"Re-populate Silvermoon! We shall persivere!"

Evanthe
09-19-2007, 01:09 PM
And yes, MD can field its own farstrider outpost.

Seriously.

Sulajin
09-19-2007, 01:36 PM
Needs more troll

Quoted for the mother fucking truth.

Niethan
09-19-2007, 02:19 PM
Actually kinda getting back on topic, I also see that the amount of hunters is like 2300, I would say at least half that hunter population alone belongs to MD...

Fsking hunters.

Xorek
09-19-2007, 03:00 PM
So, my troll shaman that I don't really play anymore....statiscally the rarest breed on the server it would seem.

There is a temptation to revive him just for that. I've been thinking about it actually, as a resto shaman too (ooooh, rare yet), we need more healers after all.

Malakim
09-19-2007, 03:01 PM
So, my troll shaman that I don't really play anymore....statiscally the rarest breed on the server it would seem.

There is a temptation to revive him just for that. I've been thinking about it actually, as a resto shaman too (ooooh, rare yet), we need more healers after all.

I have 2 troll shamans on this server bite me :p

Xorek
09-19-2007, 03:02 PM
holy crap, I just checked Stormrage, the only other server I have a character of any development (RL friends), 94% alliance.

Something is amiss there.

Ellsbeth
09-19-2007, 03:04 PM
94% alliance.

Something is amiss there.

It's unfortunately based on when someone with the program is able to log on and do a census. So it's not necessarily accurate. It doesn't take into account alts that are hardly ever played or people who don't have a memebership or sometimes people who aren't even online.

Likely that's because nobody Horde side has done the census.

Vilmah
09-19-2007, 03:04 PM
I have 2 troll shamans on this server bite me :p

Your character also dates one. ;)

Malakim
09-19-2007, 03:06 PM
Well trolls are awesome.

Sulajin
09-19-2007, 04:05 PM
Your character also dates one. ;)

If Sul ever found out...


*Fist shake*

Malakim
09-19-2007, 04:06 PM
If Sul ever found out...


*Fist shake*

He would get beat down by an overpowered hunter.

Sulajin
09-19-2007, 04:07 PM
He would sneak in and murder the other Khiskiva in her sleep! Then feed his Khis her "bits".

What bits those are I'm not entirely certain...

Niethan
09-19-2007, 04:30 PM
Niethan would be both glad for it and secretly upset that he was denied the chance to kill Khiskiva himself.

Sulajin
09-19-2007, 04:51 PM
Sul would not be pleased to hear about that, either.

He's such an atagonistic little troll.

Niethan
09-19-2007, 05:41 PM
Feh, he'd get over it.

Maybe keep a closer eye on Niethan afterwards, though.

Sepulchure
09-19-2007, 06:45 PM
bah when i'm done with Sep i'm gonna go back to Frekjira, my troll rogue...that or make a troll warrior with an unknown name for now

and even tought my 3 highest chars are elves...i feel like i myself need to have more...of the other races

thinking again i'll continue the rogue lazily then make an orc or another troll(for sum weird reason i seem to like trolls...and my first char ever was a troll shaman)