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Frain
04-11-2006, 11:04 AM
*The tiny female goblin stood shivering , turning a lovely shade of blue. As she recited the translation her teeth chattering, standing frozen before the Mage.*

"Wwhhoores of Elllune, it comes to my attention that the change in the weathers and such have you all in the mood for love. I intend on spreading my own love to some of your towns very soon. " A tiny icicle drops from her nose to the floor. " I do hope you enjoy the Grims displays of affection, four days hence from now in the evening hours your towns shall fall and your mating season cut short. Hugs and Kisses , Fffrraain."

"Good! Also make sure that missives are distributed to the Horde, all will be welcome to join my party, there is much to do ! " Frain laughs and blinks out of the tavern.

The goblin girl sighs, finally free of the ice prison. Necrosis apologizes and tips her generously and follows his bride smiling.



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Laron
04-11-2006, 05:46 PM
Night elves need a season to mate... I wish some one would have told me...
Surely you don't find us all repulsive... I have done things to people that would make even your undead skin crawl...

EnheilRas
04-11-2006, 05:49 PM
I've got a Feva'..

And the only perscription..

is Kill All Humans!

Frain
04-16-2006, 12:14 PM
*Frain sits sewing some more shirts for the Auction House, remembering last nights ..... cleansing.

They gathered at Splintertree Post, the more senior members just having killed three of the God Hakkar's aspects, and a particularly clever troll ... the Bloodlord they called him. Frain looks down at her new kilt, she loved the color of it, blood red, it had needed some mending but it was lovely on her now.

The Grim rallied and Frain had been so proud of all who had taken the time to help her with her cause. It is easy to become too busy these days , Azeroth was in constant turmoil, with no shortage of tasks to complete, and riches to be had. But they had all come because she had asked, and they were bloodthirsty.....they were the Grim.

She gave the order to move out , Astranaar the first objective. The lovely lake community was a hot bed of night elve training. Along the road through Ashenvale, there were some unfortunate Alliance that must have wet themselves as they saw the wall of Horde coming their way. This makes Frain laugh to herself.....she named them Appetizers.

They came to the elf village, "Burn it down, leave none alive." Frain was glad to have her sister Vuudu right next to her, she was much more military like and was so confident.

Screams of death could be heard immediately, the Sentinels and all the civilians not standing a chance against the force of evil. Grim could be seen slicing ears , and severing heads, what else are the whorish elves good for ?
The Inn was a grisly sight, bits of bodies not consumed covered the floor. The Innkeeper hanging precariously from the ceiling above his usual place at the counter, with his head ..... on the counter itself.

Frain became lost in the carnage, revelling in the destruction. They continued to Auberdine, since the Alliance were not defending yet. The even smaller village fell before the force. A few defenders showed up there finally, catching Frain the tore her apart. They were angry, she could tell, and that made her smile before she met death. Returning to her body , she saw the Grim had taken the boat that traveled to the Whore Tree....she hopped on the next one.

The sea port at the bottom of the tree was burning already when she arrived. Grim stood around , blood lust at a fever pitch, yelling to continue up the Tree. Frain told them all they had met her goals, and anything else was extra. She was curious, so she ran into the pink lighted portal to the Whore Tree.

She arrived on the other side, and there were the defenders she was expecting. They must have been thinking we would try to come here, and they tore her to bits. Other Grim came and caused some chaos, but all decided to call it a day, and found there ways back to Horde territory.

All in all, she was satisfied, her goal having been met. She had seen much suffering, night elf faces frozen in fear . This would be a night she would treasure .


(( Thanks to the Grim and the Alliance that showed up.