The Unholy Conquest of Azeroth

[Merzebeeg]

*A filthy drunken troll with a raspy voice calls out to the busy streets of Orgrimmar*


Horde! Heed not the false truths that Thrall has blinded us with! Shadow and deception are the only ways to survive the endless night to come. The Last Eclipse Prophets will unveil the unseeing eye! Find your salvation with us!


*spittle runs down his blood-caked chin*


Purge the Alliance from the land and devour their terrible light! Convert the blinded Horde and show them true darkness! The Last Eclipse Prophets will cover the world in a glorious unending night! Take up the crusade and embrace the shadow!


*his long ears quiver uncontrollibly and he begins to scream madly*


Join the Last Eclipse Prophets and prepare the world for the eternal night! Together we will purge the light and pass through the terrible Night Lord's coming! Join us and live eternally in the land of shadow!


*His rant leaves him visibly shaken and a broken blood vessel in his eye*


FOOLS! ALL OF Y...


*his speach ends abruptly as he falls face down into the dirt*

[zamji]

Zamji wandered through the busy streets, pushing his way through the large crowd infront of him. He heard a shout call out above the clamor of voices chattering amonsgt themselves. He stopped and listened, seeing what looked like a crazed troll pushing his cult on the surrounding crowd.

He listened for a while before turning and walking away muttering under his breath "Great, just what we need. Another Crimson Watch."

[Longcat]

"Oi, wot's wif awl da yellin' an' stuf?" Longcat looked over his shoulder as he patted the side of his emerald raptor. He tugged on one side of the reins to turn the scaley beast to get a better view of the raving troll. "Endless nites? I kinda loike da sunshine wen I'm fishin' wif me wee snarlaz."

The speech Longcat was listening to from the troll was suddenly ended by him falling to the ground.

"'Old fer a bit, Barba." the rogue dropped down from the raptor and walked over to the fallen troll along with a few others surrounding the body. He made his way inbetween them and knelt down next to the troll. "'E's an ugly 'ammered wun, ain't 'e?" Longcat poked a bit at the side of the troll's face, "Metinks ya shuldt be drinkin' so much, yer droolin' on yerself."

Longcat walked back over to his waiting raptor and hopped back on, "C'mon boy, we gotsa tawlk ta Lumak 'ubbot me fishin'."