Memoirs of a Brewsprocket

[Yomi]

Punky sighs as she runs away from the tall night elf in the grove. "Geez, don't these elves know that my legs are waaaaay shorter than theirs, but they have me running around everywhere in this big elf forest of Ashenvale. Now I gotta go find a staff and then I can become a big teddy bear furbolg!" Punky giggles to herself as she thinks of the fun she'll have with that staff. "Oooooo a butterfly!" She chases after a small blue and red fluttering bug around in circles laughing in glee.

Punky doesn't notice the stillness drop over the forest like a gloomy sheet of darkness covering the night. She continues to play with the bugs. A tauren druid watches her from the shadows slinking closer and closer. The druid pounces on her back scratching and biting her. "Ouchy!" She screams, tears of pain forming in her eyes as she looks at this druid a couple season higher than her.

"BAD KITTY!" Punky lets out a piercing howl dazing the druid and she runs away from it. The druid growls in rage and charges after the little gnome. Blue and red ribbons flail from her pigtails. Punky runs far enough away from the big cat and puts her mace and axe on her belt and pulls out her big Killmaim axe. "PUNKY POWER!" she yells and runs towards the druid chopping wildly around her.

The druid roars at her as they engage combat. Paws and teeth gnash at Punky as she struggles to block and dodge the giant lions attacks. Punky giggles as she begins her beserking rage retalliating every attack that the druid hits her with. The cat smacks her only to find a blade cutting its side. The druid jumps back and dodges Punky's last attack and lifts up his legs to stomp on the ground. Punky sees this dodge and his beginning to stomp at her and lunges forward in an overpowering move and chops the Tauren. Blood seeps from the druids wounds as he lay beaten on the ground. Punky cheers and flexes over the body laying in waste on the ground. "Punky Power! Wins again. Woohoo" She cheers.

"Come out Clucky it's safe!" Punky lets her little prairie chicken out to see the druid. "I killed the bad kitty that tried to eat me!" Punky scoops up her little chicken that the hen pooped out in the fields of westfall and headed back to Astraanar.

[Yomi]

Green noxious smoke billowed out of the giant city of Gnomeregan. Punky walked catiously toward the entrance. Sounds of gears turning and pistons firing blared from deep within. She knew that part of her party was already inside and a few others were on their way. "I must be able to enter this place once more. I've got to get revenge for my parents." Punky sadly thought to herself, tears welling up in her eyes.

"CROAK!!!" Froggy ribbitted as Punky's grip tightened around its neck as she huged her pet. She sniffed and rubbed her eyes on her cloak and walked slowly inside...

Explosions racked throughout the city. Gnomes ran around in confusion trying to escape the invading Troggs. Mekgineer Thermaplugg, the advisor to High Tinker Mekkatorque, had just given the word to release the radiation into the city to destroy the Troggs. The Troggs having gained radioactive strength from the radiation sliced destroyed and killed all around them. Hundreds of gnomes died as the gas was released into the city. The radiation overtook many more deforming and turning them on a wild rampage.

A young gnome girl giggled with glee as firecrackers popped around her. She cheered and clapped happily within the 'Clean Zone.' "Did you SEE that FROGGY!!! That was a good one." She laughed as she looked into a small glass jar at the tadpole. She poked her finger into the water flicking the tadpole, "Tickle tickle! haha!" Her green pony tails flopped as she bounced around. A blue and red ribbons in each pony tail swung wildly as she runs around playing, innocent to the madness outside the walls.

"Punky..." A gnome with blue hair put her hand on Punky's shoulder stopping her from running. Punky turned and looked at the blue haired gnome and giggled. The walls rattled as another explosion echoed throughout the zone. "Punky... your parents... Mekgineer Thermaplugg." The gnome stopped and didn't know what to say to the young green haired gnome.

Punky breathed in deeply at the mention of Thermaplugg's name, "I KNOW HIM!!!! I like his funny green glasses! He's silly." Punky giggled as she thought of green glasses. "Those would match my hair!" Punky cheered.

"Punky..." The gnome began again, "Thermaplugg has become evil... your parents went against him to stop him from taking over the city. He... trapped your parents in a room and released the irradiated Troggs on them. They're dead..." The gnome began to weep softly and held Punky in her arms. Punky just stood their shocked and stood unmoving in her arms...

...Punky grabbed a red bandana off the pole to the 'Clean Zone' and tied it around her leg. She looked around catiously as everyone slept in their cots. A stillness hung over the air at this time of the night. "I'm gonna escape! I don't like this stupid place." She thought to herself. "Come on froggy." She whispered to her little glass jar with the tadpole in it. Punky slinked down in the corner as one of the guards passesd by. As soon as he was out of site Punky ran out the door of the 'Clean Zone.' She ran next to the walls and ducked catiously into the vents as the Troggs walked around.

Punky cheered as she turned the corner into the hallway. At the far end she could see the elevator leading out of the city. She ran towards the elevator. SMACK! she ran head first into another gnome walking across the elevator. Her glass jar rolled across the floor. "FROGGY!!!!!!" she yelled and crawled after it clutching it in her hands. She turned towards the gnome that had run into her, "YOU almost hurt froggy!" Her eyes widened as she looked upon the gnome. Skin fell from it's face. It's right arm was bone and rotted flesh dangled off the bones. It's eyes burned into Punky's as it crepted slowly towards her. Punky screamed...