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Emmons
10-23-2006, 01:24 PM
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Brasky takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half — until sure enough, someone constructs a bar around us. Well, the day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found 'em!

So here's to Bill Brasky!
Emmons
10-23-2006, 01:30 PM
We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Shadowspeak
10-23-2006, 01:59 PM
Heres to Bill Brasky!

BIIILLL BRASSSKY!
Emmons
10-23-2006, 02:02 PM
I remember one time, Brasky took his family to SeaWorld...They were watching Shamu the whale and Brasky got splashed. So Brasky yells, 'I'm Bill Brasky and no one gets me wet!' So he climbs into the tank, grabs Shamu and throws the whale into the audience, splashes him and yells, 'Now how do you like it?' And then damn if Brasky didn't step in there and finish the show.
EnheilRas
10-23-2006, 03:57 PM
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky went hunting? Brasky decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all begged for their lives...except Fleegle.
EnheilRas
10-23-2006, 05:06 PM
The story of Johnny Appleseed is based on Brasky... except for the part about planting apple trees... and not raping men.
Fenyremir
10-25-2006, 01:06 PM
"Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of, 'The King & I?' On opening night, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews."
Shadowspeak
10-25-2006, 01:08 PM
"Bill Brasky.. has.. a toenail, on the end of his penis!"
EnheilRas
10-25-2006, 01:15 PM
He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Brasky!
Redcap
08-22-2007, 06:34 PM
Brasky still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films.
Abric
08-22-2007, 07:06 PM
FROM THE GRAVE!
Mortica
08-22-2007, 07:19 PM
wtf?!

who the hell is Bill Brasky?

Did someone stick a replacement filter for Chuck Norris on the site while I wasn't looking? Peers at Icia...
Icia
08-22-2007, 07:23 PM
.... No, but that's a brilliant idea, and now you've planted it in my head!
Raziel
08-22-2007, 07:50 PM
wtf?!

who the hell is Bill Brasky?

Did someone stick a replacement filter for Chuck Norris on the site while I wasn't looking? Peers at Icia...

Actually you've got them reversed.

"Bill brasky" is a series of Saturday Night Live sketches around the late 90's era. The sketches all were about 4 Corporate working buddies going to odd places drinking scotch together and talking about their favorite co-worker, the Legendary Bill Brasky, and his adventures. Bill Brasky is never seen, but what's known is that he was a Giant of a Man with an incredible potency.

The sketches were a cult favorite. Years later SomethingAwful.com would take the premise of the sketches in their infamous thread "Facts about Vin Diesel." That turned into a "Random Fact Generator" website which then hosted the follow-up thread from SA, "The Chuck Norris Facts" which was the internet phenomenon fad (and a less successful third installment about Mr. T).

So... it all began with Bill Brasky.

Most of the stuff was written by Will Ferrel.

You see? There's really no originality whatsoever.
Lupen
08-22-2007, 08:26 PM
... I will gut Redcap if he continues this thread Necromancy bullocks. I saw the author and went, "ZOMG, EMMONS IS BACK.", but no.
Syreena
08-23-2007, 09:08 AM
Me too, Lupen!

I miss Emmons. :(
Yichimet
08-23-2007, 09:56 AM
That sonofabitch just up and disappeared, too. Someone here knows something! I know they do!
Raziel
08-23-2007, 11:20 AM
*puts on his Ray-Bans and gets out his Flash-Wand*

Not anymore, and soon, neither will you!

*flashes Yichimet*

There was no Emmons. It was just the manifestation of the Light from Uranus reflecting off some Swamp Gas, which explains the smell.
Redcap
08-23-2007, 12:33 PM
... I will gut Redcap if he continues this thread Necromancy bullocks. I saw the author and went, "ZOMG, EMMONS IS BACK.", but no.


I look at old threads and post :)

I get bored at work sometimes.
Raziel
08-23-2007, 01:03 PM
BILL BRASKY IS A SON OF A BITCH! He hated Mexicans, and he was half-Mexican, and he hated irony!