Micael
04-29-2011, 12:54 AM
(Ill actually finish this later, but I figured it would give a whole lot of people a whole lot of laughs until then)
A lot the the file is blacked out for security reasons... Or someone just felt some just revisions were needed...
SI:7 PERSONNEL FILE
This is a COPY of an original file. The original can be found at SI:7 headquarters. This file is in the old SI:7 format and should be updated.
GET OUT OF MY FILE YOU SNEAKY BRATS
Full Name:
Deputy Director Sir Doctor Maximillian Porter Esquire, PHD, Order of the Allied Lion
Titles, Awards, and Licenses:
Licensed Attorney
PHD in Criminology
PHD in Criminal Justice
PHD in Criminal Psychology
Knight of the Order of the Allied Lion
Licensed Lumberjack
Licensed Butcher... How could they forget that? What lazy brat did this investigation?
Security Clearance:
CLASSIFIED, CANNOT BE WRITTEN IN FILE
Nicknames:
Mack
Porter
Authored Texts:
The Official SI:7 Handbook by Dr. M. Porter and M. Shaw
Cracking the Case: How to Think Like a Cop by Mr. M. Porter
Cracking the Case: Evidence and How to Use It by Dr. M Porter
Cracking the Case: How To Lawfully Interrogate a Suspect by Dr. M. Porter
So, You've Been Caught: A Guide to Getting Out of Minor Legal Problems By Dr. M. Porter
Operation Grizzly Forced Entry (OOC: Its real, google it)
Date of Birth:
May 14th
Age:
53
Race:
Human
Gender:
Gentleman
Hair:
Gray Plenty, thank you very much!
Skin:
Male
Eyes:
Steel-Grey
Height:
Six Feet even
Weight:
186 An unfortunate side effect of muffins
Place of residence:
YOU ARE NOT PUTTING MY ADDRESS HERE!
Place of Birth:
Goldshire
Known Relatives:
Wife, Kids, and family pets That Micael is allowed nowhere near! Extended family
Religion/Philosophy:
The Light
Occupation:
Deputy Director of SI:7
Author
Lawyer
Part-time butcher. Did they even check my tax returns? I also sold some of my wood working projects...
Group/Guild affiliation:
The Alliance Obviously
SI:7
The Goldfish Club
The Caterpillar Club
Former:
Alliance Military- Special Forces Hand to Hand Combat Specialist
Guild Rank:
Deputy Director
Enemies:
Seeing as half of the Alliance seems to be criminals, I'd say three quarters of the Alliance... Lead my my mother in law
Weapons of Choice:
Was issued the standard SI:7 weapons since joining 30 years ago. Has updated ever since
Dislikes:
This nonsense
Hobbies:
Reading, writing books, woodwork, self appointed handyman, shredding unflattering files, fishing, muffin baking.
Physical Features:
Due to a number of classified operations, Porter has a collection of scars
Special Abilities:
Has an uncanny knack for finding stealthed Rogues and Druids.
Misc. Quirks:
Known for his WIT AND CHARM
History:
Super-Classified... Get back to work!
A lot the the file is blacked out for security reasons... Or someone just felt some just revisions were needed...
SI:7 PERSONNEL FILE
This is a COPY of an original file. The original can be found at SI:7 headquarters. This file is in the old SI:7 format and should be updated.
GET OUT OF MY FILE YOU SNEAKY BRATS
Full Name:
Deputy Director Sir Doctor Maximillian Porter Esquire, PHD, Order of the Allied Lion
Titles, Awards, and Licenses:
Licensed Attorney
PHD in Criminology
PHD in Criminal Justice
PHD in Criminal Psychology
Knight of the Order of the Allied Lion
Licensed Lumberjack
Licensed Butcher... How could they forget that? What lazy brat did this investigation?
Security Clearance:
CLASSIFIED, CANNOT BE WRITTEN IN FILE
Nicknames:
Mack
Porter
Authored Texts:
The Official SI:7 Handbook by Dr. M. Porter and M. Shaw
Cracking the Case: How to Think Like a Cop by Mr. M. Porter
Cracking the Case: Evidence and How to Use It by Dr. M Porter
Cracking the Case: How To Lawfully Interrogate a Suspect by Dr. M. Porter
So, You've Been Caught: A Guide to Getting Out of Minor Legal Problems By Dr. M. Porter
Operation Grizzly Forced Entry (OOC: Its real, google it)
Date of Birth:
May 14th
Age:
53
Race:
Human
Gender:
Gentleman
Hair:
Gray Plenty, thank you very much!
Skin:
Male
Eyes:
Steel-Grey
Height:
Six Feet even
Weight:
186 An unfortunate side effect of muffins
Place of residence:
YOU ARE NOT PUTTING MY ADDRESS HERE!
Place of Birth:
Goldshire
Known Relatives:
Wife, Kids, and family pets That Micael is allowed nowhere near! Extended family
Religion/Philosophy:
The Light
Occupation:
Deputy Director of SI:7
Author
Lawyer
Part-time butcher. Did they even check my tax returns? I also sold some of my wood working projects...
Group/Guild affiliation:
The Alliance Obviously
SI:7
The Goldfish Club
The Caterpillar Club
Former:
Alliance Military- Special Forces Hand to Hand Combat Specialist
Guild Rank:
Deputy Director
Enemies:
Seeing as half of the Alliance seems to be criminals, I'd say three quarters of the Alliance... Lead my my mother in law
Weapons of Choice:
Was issued the standard SI:7 weapons since joining 30 years ago. Has updated ever since
Dislikes:
This nonsense
Hobbies:
Reading, writing books, woodwork, self appointed handyman, shredding unflattering files, fishing, muffin baking.
Physical Features:
Due to a number of classified operations, Porter has a collection of scars
Special Abilities:
Has an uncanny knack for finding stealthed Rogues and Druids.
Misc. Quirks:
Known for his WIT AND CHARM
History:
Super-Classified... Get back to work!