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Micael
04-29-2011, 12:54 AM
(Ill actually finish this later, but I figured it would give a whole lot of people a whole lot of laughs until then)

A lot the the file is blacked out for security reasons... Or someone just felt some just revisions were needed...


SI:7 PERSONNEL FILE

This is a COPY of an original file. The original can be found at SI:7 headquarters. This file is in the old SI:7 format and should be updated.

GET OUT OF MY FILE YOU SNEAKY BRATS

Full Name:

Deputy Director Sir Doctor Maximillian Porter Esquire, PHD, Order of the Allied Lion

Titles, Awards, and Licenses:

Licensed Attorney
PHD in Criminology
PHD in Criminal Justice
PHD in Criminal Psychology
Knight of the Order of the Allied Lion
Licensed Lumberjack
Licensed Butcher... How could they forget that? What lazy brat did this investigation?

Security Clearance:

CLASSIFIED, CANNOT BE WRITTEN IN FILE

Nicknames:

Mack
Porter

Authored Texts:

The Official SI:7 Handbook by Dr. M. Porter and M. Shaw

Cracking the Case: How to Think Like a Cop by Mr. M. Porter

Cracking the Case: Evidence and How to Use It by Dr. M Porter

Cracking the Case: How To Lawfully Interrogate a Suspect by Dr. M. Porter

So, You've Been Caught: A Guide to Getting Out of Minor Legal Problems By Dr. M. Porter

Operation Grizzly Forced Entry (OOC: Its real, google it)

Date of Birth:

May 14th

Age:

53

Race:

Human

Gender:

Gentleman

Hair:

Gray Plenty, thank you very much!

Skin:

Male

Eyes:

Steel-Grey

Height:

Six Feet even

Weight:

186 An unfortunate side effect of muffins

Place of residence:

YOU ARE NOT PUTTING MY ADDRESS HERE!

Place of Birth:

Goldshire

Known Relatives:

Wife, Kids, and family pets That Micael is allowed nowhere near! Extended family

Religion/Philosophy:

The Light

Occupation:

Deputy Director of SI:7
Author
Lawyer
Part-time butcher. Did they even check my tax returns? I also sold some of my wood working projects...

Group/Guild affiliation:

The Alliance Obviously
SI:7
The Goldfish Club
The Caterpillar Club

Former:

Alliance Military- Special Forces Hand to Hand Combat Specialist

Guild Rank:

Deputy Director

Enemies:

Seeing as half of the Alliance seems to be criminals, I'd say three quarters of the Alliance... Lead my my mother in law

Weapons of Choice:

Was issued the standard SI:7 weapons since joining 30 years ago. Has updated ever since

Dislikes:

This nonsense

Hobbies:

Reading, writing books, woodwork, self appointed handyman, shredding unflattering files, fishing, muffin baking.

Physical Features:

Due to a number of classified operations, Porter has a collection of scars

Special Abilities:

Has an uncanny knack for finding stealthed Rogues and Druids.

Misc. Quirks:

Known for his WIT AND CHARM

History:

Super-Classified... Get back to work!

Nikaa
04-29-2011, 08:47 AM
((I want to marry Mack Porter.))

Rennesta
05-13-2011, 11:54 AM
"Ohs! Nikaa's fatha! He's like, all serious and stuffs, and lookin' fer teh Nikaa all teh time -Like Miccy! But, Renny'll find teh Nikka befores they can! Renny's found teh Nikka like... Erm... 3 times? Maybeh...? 4! Noes... Tha' dun sound right... Hrm...."

Matinmor
05-22-2011, 07:50 PM
Matinmor nods. "I know of him. I think he's Micky's boss. He shot me once, then let Micael continue his legacy. Bastards."