Attorneys At Large
11-03-2010, 03:46 PM
The Law Offices of
Cheetem, Smaashum, & Howe
Attorneys at Large
"You don't pay us unless you win*."
*We'll simply take our fees instead.
Criminal Law
* RUI/FUI
* Murder
* Anihilation of Local Sentient Cultures
* Theft
* Ninjas
Family Law
* Divorce (discount available for repeat elven customers)
* Child Custody
* Inter-Species Child Custody
* Alimony
* Hearthstone Binding Relocation
Civil Litigation
* Personal Injury
* Injured Mammoth/Hog/Rocket Passengers
* Wrongful Death
* Rightful Death
* Healer Malpractice
* Failure to Aggro
Business Law
* Guild Incorporation
* Guild Disbandments
* Auction House Monopolies
Local offices in Orgrimmar, Thunder Bluff, Silvermoon, Undercity, Shattrath City, and Dalaran.
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The Law Offices of Cheetem, Smaashum, and Howe are now hiring able-bodied legal professionals to handle our ever-increasing caseload, and dull-minded grunts to do the dirty work. We're hiring for the following positions:
Associate - Someone has to tackle the boring cases.
Paralegal - Because we're overqualified to fill out forms.
Secretary - Great gams required.
Investigator - Integrity not required.
Accountant - Integrity required only for incoming funds.
Security - You'd be surprised how many former clients are violently upset.
Process Server - People like to hide from us. Go get'em.
Peon - Hey. Dull-minded grunt. This is you.
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OOC: <Attorneys At Large> is primarily my bank guild. However, due to some interest mentioned in passing I've decided to open up the tag to other players. At this time, there is no intention of the guild being anything other than a vehicle for the occasional hijinks, so it's best used as a spot for your rarely used RP lowbies.
Cheetem, Smaashum, & Howe
Attorneys at Large
"You don't pay us unless you win*."
*We'll simply take our fees instead.
Criminal Law
* RUI/FUI
* Murder
* Anihilation of Local Sentient Cultures
* Theft
* Ninjas
Family Law
* Divorce (discount available for repeat elven customers)
* Child Custody
* Inter-Species Child Custody
* Alimony
* Hearthstone Binding Relocation
Civil Litigation
* Personal Injury
* Injured Mammoth/Hog/Rocket Passengers
* Wrongful Death
* Rightful Death
* Healer Malpractice
* Failure to Aggro
Business Law
* Guild Incorporation
* Guild Disbandments
* Auction House Monopolies
Local offices in Orgrimmar, Thunder Bluff, Silvermoon, Undercity, Shattrath City, and Dalaran.
================================================== =======
The Law Offices of Cheetem, Smaashum, and Howe are now hiring able-bodied legal professionals to handle our ever-increasing caseload, and dull-minded grunts to do the dirty work. We're hiring for the following positions:
Associate - Someone has to tackle the boring cases.
Paralegal - Because we're overqualified to fill out forms.
Secretary - Great gams required.
Investigator - Integrity not required.
Accountant - Integrity required only for incoming funds.
Security - You'd be surprised how many former clients are violently upset.
Process Server - People like to hide from us. Go get'em.
Peon - Hey. Dull-minded grunt. This is you.
================================================== =======
OOC: <Attorneys At Large> is primarily my bank guild. However, due to some interest mentioned in passing I've decided to open up the tag to other players. At this time, there is no intention of the guild being anything other than a vehicle for the occasional hijinks, so it's best used as a spot for your rarely used RP lowbies.