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Skaadvik
02-23-2010, 12:52 PM
My crit cost a late night fee
Your crit got the HIV
My crit plays on the double feature screen
Your crit went straight to DVD

My crit - bigger than a bridge
Your crit look like a little kid's
My crit - large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen

My crit - locked in a cage, right
Your crit suffer from stage fright
My crit - so hot, it's stolen
Your crit look like Gary Coleman

My crit - pink and big
Your crit stinks like shit
My crit got a Caesar do,
Your crit needs a tweezer, dude

My crit is like super size
Your crit look like two fries
My crit - more mass than the Earth
Your crit - half staff, it needs work

My crit - been there done that
Your crit sits there with dunce cap
My crit - V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.

It's time that we let the world know
Thrall, you gotta let our girl go
Varian Wrynn is the best in the business
P.S. we got crits like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Thrall, you gotta let our girl go
Varian Wrynn is the best in the business
P.S. we got crits like Jesus

My crit need no introduction
Your crit don't even function
My crit served a whole lunch -in
Your crit - it look like a munchkin

My crit - size of a pumpkin
Your crit look like Macaulay Culkin
My crit - good good lovin'
Your crit - good for nothin'

My crit bench pressed 350
Your crit couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My crit - pretty damn skippy
Your crit - hungry as a hippie

My crit don't fit down the chimney
Your crit is like a kid from the Philippines
My crit is like an M16
Your crit - broken vending machine

My crit parts the seas
Your crit farts and queefs
My crit - rumble in the jungle
Your crit got touched by your uncle

My crit goes to yoga
Your crit - fruit roll -up
My crit - grade -A beef
Your crit - Mayday geek

My crit - sick and dangerous
Your crit - quick and painless
My crit - 'nuff said.
Your crit loves Fred

It's time that we let the world know
Thrall, you gotta let our girl go
Varian Wrynn is the best in the business
P.S. we got crits like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Thrall, you gotta let our girl go
Varian Wrynn is the best in the business
P.S. we got crits like Jesus



ALLIANCE, FUCK YEAH

Lyrics from "My Dick by Mickey Avalon"

Gorvena
02-23-2010, 01:26 PM
My crit is so big it has its own crit, and my crit's crit is bigger than your crit.

Lisbet
02-23-2010, 01:47 PM
*mom slap*

NO.

Put it in your blog if you must.