Resolutions for 20X: A New Year's Thread.

[Raynell]

With the New Year a little less than 2 hours away on the west coast, and officially here in the farther eastern parts of the United States and the world, I suppose it would be appropo to maybe share New Year's Resolutions, if you feel inclined to do so, or perhaps any other thoughts on what 2010 may bring.

I always like to keep my resolution fairly general, and that's to be a better person than I was the previous year. This year, I think I kind of dropped the ball on that resolution, and intend to follow through better this year.

Resolutions, thoughts, hopes, predicitions, etc.

[Vyn]

Fuck. I'll have to dig up my resolutions from my blog.

[Vyn]

-Pick up a new bad habit. I figure smoking is in, but if I'm gonna do that then I'm only smoking cigars and maybe an old fashioned pipe/tobacco thing. Why? Because that's awesome.
-Get a girlfriend/boyfriend. I mean come on. 18 years? Jesus. Mormonism screwed me, I'm going to be single for like forever, then burn in mormon hell for not getting married and having a million babies. And statements like that are the reason that mormons are so misunderstood. Oh well, not my problem anymore.
-MOVE THE FUCK OUT ALREADY. I don't care if I have to be homeless.
-Get a job.
-Maybe pretend to be interested in college again.
-Find a way to get into the Venompost Trolls
-Get an 80 other than my goddamn DK.
-Fix my goddamn car.
-Show up to the house with some serious 'shock value.' You know, smoking a cigar, grabbing my boyfriend's (he has to be male for full effect) ass, chugging a beer and swearing like a motherfucker. The looks on the faces of the members of my household will be so epic, my face may explode from the sheer win of it all. But this one probably won't happen.
-Also, and this is new, sell my body for money/drugs/tobacco/alcohol/anythingshiny at least once.

[Malorii]

Study harder
pay my past dues
spoil my cat better.

[Emmons]

Not die.

[Fjordan]

Listen to more Metal. Draw more. Get a job. Move the frick out. Make more fart jokes. Maybe make some friends. Definitely gonna be independent (i.e. take a road trip or some junk like that). Whatever else I think of, I suppose.

[Chikt]

Fuckin' own University.

Make a game.

Also GO ON A DYET.

[Imara]

Maintain friendships.
Write more.
Read more.
Cuddle more.
Rediscover happiness at work.
Not have major surgery. ;)

[Raziel]

Get off the boat.

Not have to come back.

[Gorvena]

-Pick up a new bad habit. I figure smoking is in, but if I'm gonna do that then I'm only smoking cigars and maybe an old fashioned pipe/tobacco thing. Why? Because that's awesome.
Step 1: Join the "Cigars!" social group. Ask lots of questions and you will succeed mightily in this most interesting resolution.

As for me? I resolve to die slower.

[RavenReverend]

Continue with ASL (like, seriously...need a signing buddy.)
Get a new awesome laptop so I don't have to lug around my desktop.
Go skiing (WE GOT SOME GOOD POWDAH!)
Improve on pathetic photoshop skills.
Design a website that's not eyebleedingly ugly.

[Nadea]

Be a better Diabetic.

[Emmons]

OH! I GOT THIS ONE!

1440x900

[Lysimachus]

Purchase Vyn's body with money/drugs/tobacco/alcohol/anythingshiny at least once.

[Vyn]

I also intend to cockpunch Lys, just once.

Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust once.

[Synestra]

Get 10 grand for africa
Stop smoking
Buy a cello
Get better grades

[Ackley]

Write More,
Actually Give a damn about school.
Have good sex (you know what I mean)
Get my guild huge!!!!!
Get a job/new sound system for my car

Err I bet only like 2 of those have any chance, you can guess which 2 ^.^

[Necroxis]

Lose some weight
Find a girlfriend
Actually give a damn about school
Move the fuck out (21 living at home is fucking ftl)
Get my insurance back so I can go to the actual doctor
Visit friends more often
Try not to be as big of a cynical hypocrite as I am
Buy a PS3 finally

[Alekander]

-Find a way to get into the Venompost Trolls

First rule of the Venompost Trolls is no one talks about the Venompost Trolls.

My new years resolution, just to contradict ALL OF YOU, will be to stay single.

It's tougher than you think.



My other new years resolutions, which are not really important are as follows:

-Stop staying up all night
-Stop doing Yoga so much
-Less Partying; or at least get some SLEEP at parties for ONCE. (YEAH RIGHT.)
-No Procrastinating
-Saying what I think more often
-ACTUALLY SEEING THE RED FLAGS IN RELATIONSHIPS(CANT TIE ME DOWN)
-Become President
-Become Ex-President
-Get Assasinated
-To not steal Emmons ideas
-Step foot on every continent and in every country
-Step foot on Mars
-Overthrow the Iranian Government
-Overthrow the North Korean Government
-Overthrow the French Government
-Overthrow the Chinese Goverment
-Not get banned from TNG
-Make brownies
-Hang out with T-Pain more often
-Look in the mirror less


Not die.

[Ryoku]

Get drunk get laid GET PAID

Also work out so I can be wicked sexy, yeah?

[Vaaldis]

Start college.
Go to the beach.
Scratch my ass.

[Alekander]

Go to the beach.
Scratch my ass.

I second this.

[Locodias]

Get to 80 quickly.
Chain Heroics for furious/T9
Kick Horde ass.
Survive at least 15 min in a Horde City.

[Alekander]

Get to 80 quickly.
Chain Heroics for furious/T9
Kick Horde ass.
Survive at least 15 min in a Horde City.

1. I'll beat you there.
2. That's a realistic goal.
3. As long as it's not me. Then you won't succeed.
4. Not if I am around. :D


:D

[Kovan]

Finish 2 peices of Art a month for the next 12 months.
Leave the house and take at least 25 pictures a month this year.
Lose 20 lbs by next New Years.
Take my Minions to Disneyland this year.

[Anthek]

I'm giving up soda. It just got to the point where I was thinking, "Did I really have that much today? Yeah, gotta stop if I want to live to 30."

[Izrail]

I resolve to have the links in my signature bumped by posting to this thread.

[Redburn]

1. Quit drinking
2. Lose atleast 50 pounds


both need to be done if I want to see my 50th birthday.

[Grainia]

1. get a job
2. get a new apartment (with plenty of hot water)
3. set up my Etsy store and start selling stuff
4. eat better and walk more so I don't gain back all the weight I lost the year before

[Vilmah]

1. Put out 2 more CDs.
2. Gig at least twice a month.
3. Lose another 15lbs.
4. Finish my novel.

[Fhenrir]

After reading this thread, I resolve to completely ruin my life and gain 50 pounds just to contradict all of the cookie-cutter resolutions before me.

[Agnarr]

Stop masturbating so much to furry porn. Maybe this will be the year!

[Yichimet]

Play through a video game on the "evil" path, just once. Just once, man. It's fucking pixels, man. You can do it. You don't have to feel bad about slaughtering pixels. You really don't...

[Ryoku]

I made a new list, since I found my last one inadequate. It's nothing special, though..

01. Talk to Corporate.
02. Approve memos.
03. Lead a workshop.
04. Remember birthdays.
05. Direct work flow.
06. My own bathroom.
07. Micromanage.
08. Promote synergy.
09. Hit on Deborah.
10. Get rejected.
11. Swallow sadness.
12. Send some faxes.
13. Call a sex line.
14. Cry deeply.
15. Demand a refund.
16. Eat a bagel.
17. Harassment lawsuit.
18. No promotion.
19. Fifth of vodka.
20. Shit on Deborah's desk.
21. Buy a gun.
22. In my mouth.
23. Pussy out.
24. Puke on Deborah's desk.
25. Jump out the window.
26. Suck a dude's dick.
27. Score some coke.
28. Crash my car.
29. Suck my own dick.
30. Eat some chicken strips.
31. Chop my balls off.
32. Black out in the sewer.
33. Meet a giant fish.
34. Fuck his brains out.
35. Turn into a jet.
36. Bomb the Russians.
37. Crash into the sun.
38. Now I'm dead.

Like I said, nothing particularly special.

[Alekander]

I made a new list, since I found my last one inadequate. It's nothing special, though..

01. Talk to Corporate.
02. Approve memos.
03. Lead a workshop.
04. ...
... Chop my balls off.
32. Black out in the sewer.
33. Meet a giant fish.
34. Fuck his brains out.
35. Turn into a jet.
36. Bomb the Russians.
37. Crash into the sun.
38. Now I'm dead.

Like I said, nothing particularly special.

..Really? Really? Did you HAVE to steal my journal?

[Gorvena]

Ermmm...you forgot to file your TPS reports...

[Raynell]

Thread necro for 20X1. I'd make a new one, but I think the old one is fine, and will serve as reference for whether or not you did what you set out to do the previous New Year's.

[Necroxis]

Everything from last year.

I failed on all of them.

[Lurile]

I resolve this year to get a girlfriend and not be lonely.
Probably not going to happen.
Because I'm beginning to wonder if another woman is what we need
Actually it won't happen because I'm a basement dweller and women don't find me attractive and I'm going to die alone.
Even though I find myself pretty attractive.
So I resolve for real to get fat so I can get jeans that are long enough and I don't have to wear a belt with.

[Chikt]

Owned University? Check.

Made a game? Made a playable TF2 map, so I'll give myself that one.

Go on a DYET? Check.

Hooray!

So next year I shall endeavor to:
Own University EVEN MORE.
Exercise more!
Play the SHIT out of Mass Effect 3!

[Vyn]

Well, I made a single one of my resolutions last year. I picked up a bad habit, specifically, smoking. I have a cigar in my bedroom just waiting for me to find the right oppurtunity to smoke it. Ahhh, the simple things.

This year, I resolve to get laid.

That's pretty much it. No getting a job, no moving out, nope. I just wanna get bent. From there, who knows what I'll do? Probably something awesome, like most people who have gotten laid. Look at Einstein. He got laid all the time, and he did all sorts of cool shit.

[Ryoku]

My resolution is to get fucking sculpted.

U mirin?

[Agnarr]

Stop masturbating so much to furry porn. Maybe this will be the year!
2011 for sure!

[Micael]

Survive freshman year at the number one party school in the country... aka stop drinking

oh and try to get to 85 so I can slaughter little Hordlings...

that being said, I hope you all had/have a happy and healthy new year

[Rethius]

Offend 95% of the TNG community in a single post.

http://i52.tinypic.com/241ple0.jpg

[Swerto]

I starte dmine this monring, heavy working out to prepare for march when I'm enlisting. Yaaaaay.

[RavenReverend]

I resolve to...graduate and find full time work >_o Goodluck in this economeh.

[Micael]

I starte dmine this monring, heavy working out to prepare for march when I'm enlisting. Yaaaaay.


my brother and our friend Mike (aka the real Micael) joined the Marine Corps a year ago. They said they should've focused more on their leg muscles because that was killer... also they said they should've gone on long hikes... hope that helped

[TenShields02]

Working out for enlisting in the Navy? *sigh* You know your joining the Navy right? (Pending on age, my stats for 25) 1.5 miles in less than 13m, 65 push ups and 70 situps. Who knows, maybe you need to work out. If so, hooyah.

Different suggestion, do whatever it takes to make sure you come into the Navy (Or whatever branch you end up deciding on) as a E-3.

New Years Resolutions:
- Finish Master's Degree
- Level a Shadow Priest

[Swerto]

I"m like killer nerd-body type, I'm so out of shape it's not funny. Don't think I could do 20 pushups right now, so yeah, drinking protein shakes and hitting the weights in the basement I've been neglecting since my senior year of high school (where I was in shape)

[Thalarios]

Bowflex harder.

Become Hercules.

[Lysimachus]

Purchase Vyn's body with money/drugs/tobacco/alcohol/anythingshiny at least once, since it didn't happen last year.

More particularly,

make my boyfriend(s) hate me less.

[TenShields02]

Good on you for working out mate. Just some info. Boot PT builds up from week to week. Your allowed all but your final PT test. Look forward to some fun times: Gas Chamber (its like having a runny nose and watery eyes x100), Gun Range, Drill and making your rack over and over. Its really not that bad. What rate did you sign up for?

[Necroxis]

Bowflex harder.

Is good for the muss-kulls. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hioC2bWm6ro)

[Vaaldis]

Buy more clothes, drink more chai lattes.
Those are two resolutions I know I can keep :D LET THE SHOPPING BEGIN.

[Makatielle]

-be more social without being completely socially awkward
-stop being so goddamn shy
-start a conversation with someone i don't know that well
-lose some weight

[Aleria Fadeleaf]

Survive freshman year at the number one party school in the country... aka stop drinking

ASU held this title during my Freshman year. It isn't that hard.

Still thinking of my New Years' Resolution... perhaps it will be to teach the strange people I live with to clean up after themselves.

[Sabeinne]

I don't really do New Year's resolutions. But perhaps mine will be to develop some goddamn self-discipline.

[Raegnar]

My New Year's Resolutions, that will ultimately fail horribly, are as follows:

1.Drink only water (or another healthy substitute) in between meals, saving the sugary and bad stuff strictly for said meals.
2.Pack a lunch 4 out of the 5 workdays each week.

More major goals to achieve this year:
Buy another new car.
Move out, and get my own place. (Yeah, Im a loser)


The first two will probably last a week or so before I fail. The latter two...hard to say, I'll probably achieve one, if not both of them.