Hey Emmons

[Aquizit]

Happy Birthday.

I can't believe all these other folks haven't jumped all over this by 5pm server time.

Geez you guys are usually better than this.

[Cristok]

Happy B-day Emmons! Come eat cake with us man!

[opalexian]

HOLY CRAP I totally forgot! No really, I swear it! >_< HAPPY BIRTHDAY, I am secretly Rick Rolling your brain.

[Broxigan]

Psssst, look in his message section on his thingy.

[Aquizit]

Logic has no place here, for this is TNG.

[opalexian]

Psssst, look in his message section on his thingy.

That's sick, even for YOU! *runs*

[Sinthe]

A birthday?! Happy birthday Emmons!

[Agnarr]

happy vaginal evacuation anniversary.

[Yichimet]

I'd wish him a happy birthday but the douchebag abandoned us in WoW and now I hate him.

[Swerto]

So go play EVE with him.

[Yichimet]

I would but I can't get into EVE...I tried it once and it was ok, but I like my games bright and with magic.

[Nazshakul]

CONGRATULATIONS. BE FREE FROM THE FLESHY PRISON FOREVER-MORE. END TRANSMISSION.

[Emmons]

Thanks for the Birthday wishes guys.

[Yichimet]

All right, all right, happy birthday you...you...guy!

[Geofforan]

Happy Birthday, Emmons!

Open up my present, it's the Game.