Xenorin
01-08-2009, 08:42 AM
In one of the bars that resided within the walls of one of the Silvermoon Inns in the Sin'doeri city sat Xenorin, one leg crossed over the other upon the bar top. Long robes flowed over his thin form, bunching at the waist. Nearly every inch of his body was covered, a large scarf drawn around his neck and jaw, hiding his lip movements as he spoke. Those cold, blue eyes held the usual spark of...well, life, that the elf usually had. And as usual, he wouldn't shut the hell up.
"So, there I was, face to face with a horde of demons! I think I counted a hundred...or fifty, maybe it was ten. Anyway, it was a HORDE of demons. Not like, the Horde horde, but you know, alot, right? Well, anyway. As I was saying, there I was..."
An orc sat down at the end of the bar, a worn battle cloak drawn over the armor that he wore, both calloused hands wrapped around the cool mug of some strange colored liquid. More than likely some sort of firewater. His eyes were closed, one eyebrow jumping at as he could not help but listen to the elf.
Nearby stood a small group of blood elf children, all gawking up towards the elf that sat upon bar. They were eating up every word that Xenorin spoke.
"...against this horde of demons. I held my sword tight, yanno, because that is what you do when you have a sword. You hold it very tight. Like, your knuckles turn white...but...what if your knuckles were green...would they turn...green..er? Hm. Anyway!
I held my sword tight, they were coming in from all directions. I didn't even know what to do! So, I screamed a manly scream of manliness. Okay, I am lying. I screamed like a girl. I didn't know what to do, you know?
But that is when he came. His hair was made of fire! No, really, fire. Like the kind that burns you. Anyway. Hair, fire, got it? Good. So, he swooped down from the sky like an angel, that was on fire, of course, but an angel! Swooping down to save me from the demons. Masses of them. Like, a thousand demons. And he said in a deep, manly voice..."
Xenorin cleared his throat and attempted to talk deeply, "Stand back, boy. I will handle every one of these demons!" The elf coughed to clear his voice and continued in his normal tone.
"I kid you not, he talked just like that, but better. But his hair was all fire, and he pulled a large bow from his shoulder, firing beams of light towards the on coming demons. Each one exploding in a glory of gore! And the fiery angel, he stood around twelve, no, thirteen feet tall! But he was shooting arrows of light at every one of the demons, burning them in their tracks!"
The children gasped and shivered but clapped at the thought of someone shooting, well, anything. Afterall, who didn't like a little violence?!
"It gets better! While he was there fighting off the demons, a wolf and an eagle came to his aide! The eagle swooped down from the sky, it was as big as a house! And the wolf charged in, clawing and biting at the demons in his way."
The childrens eyes grew wide as the orc off to the side sighed.
"And he called them by name! Ebony and Wotan! Eagle and wolf! Together, all three of them tore down the evil that nearly killed me!"
"What was his name?!" cried all the children at once.
Xenorin leaned down, his cheeks lifting close to his eyes as he grinned beneath the scraf, "Some know him as the Baron. Some know him as the RED Baron. But I know him as Skafloc, the-evil-demon-killer-guy-who-saved-my-life-and-I-owe-him-everything-I-got! He was a ranger here from Slivermoon--"
"Silvermoon," groaned the orc.
"Right. Silvermoon City!"
The children gasped and cheered, one of the smaller boys jumping up and down the mimicking as if he held a bow, shooting off towards the opposite end of the inn. One of the girls giggled and let out a heavy, dreamy sigh.
"Yeah! That's what I did! I gave him a big old hug when he finished! He told me to be more careful, which I am!"
"And where is the Baron now?!" asked the children.
"I'm not sure, but I heard at the Wrath Gate, he blew up the Lich King!" Xenorin threw his hands high into the air, dramatically showing off an explosion with his arm movements.
"Woooooooooow!" screamed the children. The orc winced at the high pitched noises, staring down at his drink in thought.
"Yep! The Red Baron! Skafloc! He is like, a hero!"
[Must learn to proof read! D:]
"So, there I was, face to face with a horde of demons! I think I counted a hundred...or fifty, maybe it was ten. Anyway, it was a HORDE of demons. Not like, the Horde horde, but you know, alot, right? Well, anyway. As I was saying, there I was..."
An orc sat down at the end of the bar, a worn battle cloak drawn over the armor that he wore, both calloused hands wrapped around the cool mug of some strange colored liquid. More than likely some sort of firewater. His eyes were closed, one eyebrow jumping at as he could not help but listen to the elf.
Nearby stood a small group of blood elf children, all gawking up towards the elf that sat upon bar. They were eating up every word that Xenorin spoke.
"...against this horde of demons. I held my sword tight, yanno, because that is what you do when you have a sword. You hold it very tight. Like, your knuckles turn white...but...what if your knuckles were green...would they turn...green..er? Hm. Anyway!
I held my sword tight, they were coming in from all directions. I didn't even know what to do! So, I screamed a manly scream of manliness. Okay, I am lying. I screamed like a girl. I didn't know what to do, you know?
But that is when he came. His hair was made of fire! No, really, fire. Like the kind that burns you. Anyway. Hair, fire, got it? Good. So, he swooped down from the sky like an angel, that was on fire, of course, but an angel! Swooping down to save me from the demons. Masses of them. Like, a thousand demons. And he said in a deep, manly voice..."
Xenorin cleared his throat and attempted to talk deeply, "Stand back, boy. I will handle every one of these demons!" The elf coughed to clear his voice and continued in his normal tone.
"I kid you not, he talked just like that, but better. But his hair was all fire, and he pulled a large bow from his shoulder, firing beams of light towards the on coming demons. Each one exploding in a glory of gore! And the fiery angel, he stood around twelve, no, thirteen feet tall! But he was shooting arrows of light at every one of the demons, burning them in their tracks!"
The children gasped and shivered but clapped at the thought of someone shooting, well, anything. Afterall, who didn't like a little violence?!
"It gets better! While he was there fighting off the demons, a wolf and an eagle came to his aide! The eagle swooped down from the sky, it was as big as a house! And the wolf charged in, clawing and biting at the demons in his way."
The childrens eyes grew wide as the orc off to the side sighed.
"And he called them by name! Ebony and Wotan! Eagle and wolf! Together, all three of them tore down the evil that nearly killed me!"
"What was his name?!" cried all the children at once.
Xenorin leaned down, his cheeks lifting close to his eyes as he grinned beneath the scraf, "Some know him as the Baron. Some know him as the RED Baron. But I know him as Skafloc, the-evil-demon-killer-guy-who-saved-my-life-and-I-owe-him-everything-I-got! He was a ranger here from Slivermoon--"
"Silvermoon," groaned the orc.
"Right. Silvermoon City!"
The children gasped and cheered, one of the smaller boys jumping up and down the mimicking as if he held a bow, shooting off towards the opposite end of the inn. One of the girls giggled and let out a heavy, dreamy sigh.
"Yeah! That's what I did! I gave him a big old hug when he finished! He told me to be more careful, which I am!"
"And where is the Baron now?!" asked the children.
"I'm not sure, but I heard at the Wrath Gate, he blew up the Lich King!" Xenorin threw his hands high into the air, dramatically showing off an explosion with his arm movements.
"Woooooooooow!" screamed the children. The orc winced at the high pitched noises, staring down at his drink in thought.
"Yep! The Red Baron! Skafloc! He is like, a hero!"
[Must learn to proof read! D:]