Huffy
08-01-2006, 03:57 PM
Being a harden veteran of over 100 AV losses, I have complied a guide for any hapless nOOb that may find himself in the AV:
1) Ignore any chat. They don’t know what they are talking about anyway!
2) At the start, don’t follow the big group headed south, they’ll all be dead shortly anyway, instead follow the other 3 or 4 who have ambled over the bridge and are milling around in the Alliance main area.
3) Check and see how many kills you’ve registered.
4) Check out General Stormpike. Hahahah, he looks funny.
5) Go explore the Mine behind the Stormpike Graveyard.
6) After you rez because the trolls in the mine killed you, wander down to where the fighting is going on, usually near or just below the SP GY by this time
7) Spam a few random emotes like “Lets Charge!”
8) Check and see how many kills you’ve registered.
9) Attack the Orc warrior w/full Epics who’s low on health and fighting the 6 Alliance Nelf Hunters.
10) After you’ve rez’d, run back to the fighting.
11) Check and see how many kills you’ve registered.
12) Marvel at the flying bat thing.
13) Weeeeee, fly through the air backwards.
14) Marvel at the huge Ice Lord coming up the road, escorted by 20 Hordies w/full Epics.
15) S**t, run from the 10 L60’s that you’ve suddenly become aware that are attacking you.
16) After you rez in the Cave, run and jump off the cliff into the SP GY
17) Charge the Ice Lord and run around in circles, dodging the 30 other Horde there.
18) Hack at the Ice Lord a few times and wonder why his health is still at 100%
19) After he kills you in one hit, and you rez in the cave, run to the cliff overlooking the SP GY. Wave at the 10 L60s guarding it.
20) Ah yes, now we’re getting somewhere, the road south is open! Ride south to the Stonehearh Graveyard, attack the guards with the others who’ve showed up to help.
21) After you have rez’d again, ride back to the Stonehearth Graveyard. The others have managed to whittle down the guards and one has even turned the GY neutral.
22) Mount and ride to the Frostwolf GY with the other 3. Charge up and attack the guards and the 1 High Warlord w/full Epics there.
23) After you’ve rez’d, in the cave, ride south like mad. Meet the few others who have gathered at Stonehearth, and eye the 20 Horde there, because they took it back while you had rode to Frostwolf earlier.
24) Check and see how many kills you’ve registered.
25) Crap, you forgot to turn in those armor scraps! Ignore the Gnome Mage fighting the UD Rogue and Tauren Shammy nearby, and dash off! Huzzah!
26) Ride on through the 30 High Warlords w/full Epics on the bridge.
27) After you’ve rez’d, at the Aid Station, turn in the scraps.
28) Following someone else, ride the back way out. Hahahaha, look at those Harpies.
29) After you’ve rez’d at the Aid Station, avoid the 30 Horde and the Ice Lord attacking it and ride out the back way, avoiding the Harpies this time.
30) Ride like a sumbeeoch south. Meet the other 10 or so Alliance that are bragging about “getting some honor before the General buys the farm.” Size up the 30 High Warlords w/full Epics guarding the Iceblood Graveyard. Hahah, see the troll looking at you! Wave at him and /dance.
31) While you’re waiting to rez in the cave, check and see how many kills you’ve registered.
32) Ooops, The your General’s dead. That was a fast 35 minutes. Quick! Re-Q.
DISCLAIMER: Yes this is a joke, I intend in no way to dishonor, discredit, dishevel or dismember anyone’s fragile ego. Don’t flame me because your humor is on par with a chunk of Georgia asphalt in July.
1) Ignore any chat. They don’t know what they are talking about anyway!
2) At the start, don’t follow the big group headed south, they’ll all be dead shortly anyway, instead follow the other 3 or 4 who have ambled over the bridge and are milling around in the Alliance main area.
3) Check and see how many kills you’ve registered.
4) Check out General Stormpike. Hahahah, he looks funny.
5) Go explore the Mine behind the Stormpike Graveyard.
6) After you rez because the trolls in the mine killed you, wander down to where the fighting is going on, usually near or just below the SP GY by this time
7) Spam a few random emotes like “Lets Charge!”
8) Check and see how many kills you’ve registered.
9) Attack the Orc warrior w/full Epics who’s low on health and fighting the 6 Alliance Nelf Hunters.
10) After you’ve rez’d, run back to the fighting.
11) Check and see how many kills you’ve registered.
12) Marvel at the flying bat thing.
13) Weeeeee, fly through the air backwards.
14) Marvel at the huge Ice Lord coming up the road, escorted by 20 Hordies w/full Epics.
15) S**t, run from the 10 L60’s that you’ve suddenly become aware that are attacking you.
16) After you rez in the Cave, run and jump off the cliff into the SP GY
17) Charge the Ice Lord and run around in circles, dodging the 30 other Horde there.
18) Hack at the Ice Lord a few times and wonder why his health is still at 100%
19) After he kills you in one hit, and you rez in the cave, run to the cliff overlooking the SP GY. Wave at the 10 L60s guarding it.
20) Ah yes, now we’re getting somewhere, the road south is open! Ride south to the Stonehearh Graveyard, attack the guards with the others who’ve showed up to help.
21) After you have rez’d again, ride back to the Stonehearth Graveyard. The others have managed to whittle down the guards and one has even turned the GY neutral.
22) Mount and ride to the Frostwolf GY with the other 3. Charge up and attack the guards and the 1 High Warlord w/full Epics there.
23) After you’ve rez’d, in the cave, ride south like mad. Meet the few others who have gathered at Stonehearth, and eye the 20 Horde there, because they took it back while you had rode to Frostwolf earlier.
24) Check and see how many kills you’ve registered.
25) Crap, you forgot to turn in those armor scraps! Ignore the Gnome Mage fighting the UD Rogue and Tauren Shammy nearby, and dash off! Huzzah!
26) Ride on through the 30 High Warlords w/full Epics on the bridge.
27) After you’ve rez’d, at the Aid Station, turn in the scraps.
28) Following someone else, ride the back way out. Hahahaha, look at those Harpies.
29) After you’ve rez’d at the Aid Station, avoid the 30 Horde and the Ice Lord attacking it and ride out the back way, avoiding the Harpies this time.
30) Ride like a sumbeeoch south. Meet the other 10 or so Alliance that are bragging about “getting some honor before the General buys the farm.” Size up the 30 High Warlords w/full Epics guarding the Iceblood Graveyard. Hahah, see the troll looking at you! Wave at him and /dance.
31) While you’re waiting to rez in the cave, check and see how many kills you’ve registered.
32) Ooops, The your General’s dead. That was a fast 35 minutes. Quick! Re-Q.
DISCLAIMER: Yes this is a joke, I intend in no way to dishonor, discredit, dishevel or dismember anyone’s fragile ego. Don’t flame me because your humor is on par with a chunk of Georgia asphalt in July.