-peers about-

[Miserae]

-waves-

First post on the Gazette, was directed here by Rattles in search of THEGA. If anyone could point me in the right direction for that, I'd appreciate it.

Til then...herro. :) M'name is Miserae, guildleader of Abaddon, and I'll be your tagalong this evening.

[EnheilRas]

Like the latin better than the Greek eh?

[Hifazat]

Ask Mortica to get you access to the horde only forums. I believe that is where THEGA hangs out. Since I am not horde I am not sure.

Also talk to Abric, he might know or Clys.

Edit: Oh yeah welcome to this insane asylum.

[EnheilRas]

9:1 And the fifth angel sounded, and I saw a star fall from heaven unto the earth: and to him was given the key of the bottomless pit. (9:1-3)
"I saw a star fall from heaven unto the earth."
The fifth trumpet sounds and another star falls from heaven. The angel is given the key to a bottomless pit, containing smoke and powerful locusts.
The fifth trumpet sounded: The first woe
(Unknown, early 1300s)

9:2 And he opened the bottomless pit; and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace; and the sun and the air were darkened by reason of the smoke of the pit.
9:3 And there came out of the smoke locusts upon the earth: and unto them was given power, as the scorpions of the earth have power.
9:4 And it was commanded them that they should not hurt the grass of the earth, neither any green thing, neither any tree; but only those men which have not the seal of God in their foreheads. (9:4-6)
"They should not kill them [those without marks on their foreheads], but that they should be tormented five months: and their torment was as the torment of a scorpion."
The angels are instructed not to "hurt the grass [How could they? All the grass was killed in 8:7] ... but only those men which have not the seal of God on their foreheads." God tells his angels not to kill them, but rather torment them with scorpions for five months. Those tormented will want to die, but God won't let them.
What the Bible says about torture and suicide
9:5 And to them it was given that they should not kill them, but that they should be tormented five months: and their torment was as the torment of a scorpion, when he striketh a man.
9:6 And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them.
9:7 And the shapes of the locusts were like unto horses prepared unto battle; and on their heads were as it were crowns like gold, and their faces were as the faces of men. (9:7-10)
"Their power was to hurt men five months." God makes some horse-like locusts with human heads, women's hair, lion's teeth, and scorpion's tails. They sting people and hurt them for five months.
9:8 And they had hair as the hair of women, and their teeth were as the teeth of lions.
9:9 And they had breastplates, as it were breastplates of iron; and the sound of their wings was as the sound of chariots of many horses running to battle.
9:10 And they had tails like unto scorpions, and there were stings in their tails: and their power was to hurt men five months.
9:11 And they had a king over them, which is the angel of the bottomless pit, whose name in the Hebrew tongue is Abaddon, but in the Greek tongue hath his name Apollyon.

[Hifazat]

^ Like I said insane asylum :D

[Miserae]

-grin- Works for me.

[Tillna]

*Grabs Ehnil and begins to carve stuff on his back*
Blooooood....
*Begins to eat babies*

Weclcome.
Don't touch Zustekeais Trolling stuff.
It makes him angry

[Chavie]

sheidl

[Garbhan]

MARS NEEDS WOMEN.

[EnheilRas]

Not as bad as Venus needs men

[Aendra]

Not as bad as Venus needs men
QFT, get them off me.

[EnheilRas]

The only thing keeping me back is the Sulfur

[Vilmah]

And lack of breathable atmosphere, but who cares when it's FULL OF BEWBS!!!

[EnheilRas]

Oooh.. and the fact I'd need to join the Air Force, and they won't let me due to visual deficiency

[Vilmah]

It's okay, my brother couldn't fly 'cuz he has sickle cell.

[Chingaso]

due to visual deficiency
...must...resist... :P

[EnheilRas]

If you don't have perfect 20/20, prepare to be a greasemonkey
You ain't never leavin' the ground

[Vilmah]

And that's why I went to college!

I have perfect vision, I'm just really lazy.

[EnheilRas]

I went to college too. what's your point?

[Vilmah]

That I didn't want to be a pilot because I'm lazy?

[EnheilRas]

Why would you want to be a pilot? not enjoying Venus?
And all of its... shaving goodness?

[Vilmah]

I watched the Gundam series and thought for a while that it'd be cool to be a pilot.

Then I realized.

I hate work.

[EnheilRas]

Because brainwashed 14 year olds are just natural pilots of weapons of mass destruction.

[Vilmah]

Because brainwashed 14 year olds are just natural pilots of weapons of mass destruction.

That's what they seem to think in parts of the Middle East.

Ouch.

[EnheilRas]

*coughs*


wow...

You win this round, but I'll be back!

[Garbhan]

They want me in the mobil artillery... I aready got bad ears. And don't let them lie. The ear-muffs do nothing!

[EnheilRas]

ZE GOGGLEZ!

SEY DO NUSSING!

[Gloomberry]

Not as bad as Venus needs men

But who needs Uranus?

boom boom 8)

Welcome to the insanity, Miserae. And I don't even play WoW anymore! :roll:

[Fallacy]

ZE GOGGLEZ!

SEY DO NUSSING!

http://wowgogglesdonothing.ytmnd.com/