Arrrghh, thar's a storm a brewin

[Slashface]

"Ahoy me Hearties! Me name be Cap'n Hidalgo Slashface. Tha Duke Falrevere be sendin' me ta tha mainland of Azeroth as a punishment ta be 'round tha landlubbers... ye see I poked 'is lil sis with me hook. She was tha finest pirate booty me ever laid eyes on. Now I be needin' ta find 'im a piece of some claw of Sapphiron. I be 'earin' a merry yarn that 'e be guardin' a 'orde of treasure from int'uders.

I be gainin' me strength fer that battle so I can win tha 'eart of me sweetie back 'ome on Plunder Isle. Fer now, I must be off. I be tellin' many merry yarns in times ta come... YARR!"

[Kurohane]

((Oh dear god, he's stalking us... Kidding! Welcome you insane, psychotic, using-your-pet-to-steal-booze pirate dwarf!))

[Slashface]

((Oh dear god, he's stalking us... Kidding! Welcome you insane, psychotic, using-your-pet-to-steal-booze pirate dwarf!))

((Hey! I was drunk on the grog last night <3 that DaveyJones helped steal, and SHAME on you Kuro! You never told me that playing a hunter was so fun, I never tried one before. More fun than Yomi the Rogue. It is soo fun, specially when I can use my pet to steal stuff!))