What is it with men's locker rooms?

[Alana]

how come every men's locker room the toilet is in the back? why do i have to run a gauntlet of swinging dicks to get there? i just want to take a piss, not try out for an episode of Survivor or Amazing Race. put the head in the fucking front!

and there's always that one dude who is like 90 and walking down the middle of the isle naked with his towel around his neck.

[Okhu]

...Yeah.....pretty horrible.

[Nadea]

LOL win! >.>

[Tillna]

The...horror of things you see in there

[Rand_Shea]

Think of it like a heroic instance you're stealthing around in to loot treasure chests.

Watch out for those patrols. D:

[Okhu]

...... You're horrible and think horrible things Rand. >.<

[Skafloc]

I always find I that when I am there so is the janitor, who may or may not have the job for ulterior motives from the creepy way he seems to hang out inside AFTER he is done mopping the floor and changing the paper rolls. :mad:

[Arnok]

Men's locker room at school has the bathrooms in the front. Unless you're entering from the weight room side that is.

[Alphaeus]

...men's locker room, you say?
Gauntlet of penis, you say?

Sign me up.





wtfdidireallytypethat?

[Swerto]

That's quite amusing. In my school locker rooms it's a guantlet to get out of the fucking gauntlet daily, at least last semmester. There were actually two homosexual kids in our class (not that there is anything wrong with them, I wasn't running my ass off to get out of there... but everyone else was). It was amusing to watch the biggest kid in the school (Dante Virgil probably holds the record in 3 different lifts in michigan by now... he holds more in battle creek)) run like a girl at the sight of good ol' Jake

[Ninorra]

Hot.

Sadly enough, the women's locker room at the gym at work is better than the one at Gold's Gym. I pay $40 a month for that shit. Now I'm just annoyed.

[RavenReverend]

Yeah. I kind of feel awkward and bad when I go into the ladies locker room and see some girl who's like a size two walking around naked as a jay bird. I go in there to change and then turn right back the fuck around and walk out. <_< Seriously, s'like nobody's mother has bothered to teach them that while in public places it's appropriate to wear clothes after a shower...

[Ninorra]

Seriously, s'like nobody's mother has bothered to teach them that while in public places it's appropriate to wear clothes after a shower...

Gotta air-dry somehow. >_> I actually like seeing the naked skinny chicks. They encourage me to keep going to the gym so that one day I can join in their naked procession.

[Swerto]

I <3 the tags I added to this

And ladies locker rooms at least you aren't dodging PENIS... comeon... naked girls at least don't have this ugly member poking out at you say "Hey look at me!"

[Akuje]

Ok, you owe me fore a new key board... "gauntlet of swinging dicks!" OMFGW!

[Grainia]

When I played hockey, there wasn't a separate locker room for the women. We would walk in to dress for our game and another team (all men) would be in there getting dressed after their's.

Some of the women went to the ladies' room, but, hell!, I was paying too much money to do that. Plus, I don't give a shit. The rest of us just put our stuff down and stripped - completely. All I wore under my 3 tons of equipment were footless skating tights. ;)

The next week we had our own room.

[opalexian]

guys all think 'ooo women's locker room' but we get 90 year old women too

besides, it always sucks to see women with better tits than yours and think about how saggy it makes you feel. stupid boys and their tits >_>

[Myrean]

besides, it always sucks to see women with better tits than yours and think about how saggy it makes you feel. stupid boys and their tits >_>

There's no reason for any woman to feel jealous of my man tits. In fact, I challenge them all to do a side-by-side comparison. If they're still jealous, well, then all I can do is try to console them. Down by the fireplace.

[Korrin]

I don't know why you all are worried about this gauntlet of penis, the real threat is old man scrotum.

I don't know if you all have listened to any comedy things about that in your life, but they are all true, by the time you are 80 the sac is hanging like past your knee. When you get old you don't even care about being nekkid or something either because these old guys will talk to you when they are all nekkid and try and put their hands on your shoulders. It is not a comfortable situation at all, because you are trying to avoid the sac as it swings back and forth.

Ya think about that and try to eat lunch today.

[Nadea]

I don't know why you all are worried about this gauntlet of penis, the real threat is old man scrotum.



ya just HAD to say that, eh Malmal?

And I'm a lot like Grainia. I don't give a damn as to who's around, if I need to change my shirt or whatnot, I'll just do it. OBVIOUSLY Im not talking "hey Im in the middle of Wal-Mart and Im going to try this shirt on!", but at my house, if someone's there and Im not quite ready to go, I'll just change right there.

Same goes in a locker room situation, though I've always been fortunate to have a girl's locker room! Well...except for the summer I did Summer Theatre, guys were allowed in our locker room then, but most of them were gay anyway...so I didn't feel like they were after me :P

[RavenReverend]

I <3 the tags I added to this

And ladies locker rooms at least you aren't dodging PENIS... comeon... naked girls at least don't have this ugly member poking out at you say "Hey look at me!"

<_< No but when the cold air goes through the ladies locker room when someone opens the door? Holy shit you've got a hall of rusty fucking cannons all aimed in different directions. It's like walking through a ship graveyard for Civil War ironclads, I tell you what.

And lots of girls don't have pretty nipples or aureola either. And then it's like this eyeball. This little pink/brown eyeball...staring at you....It's enough to want to write a book on the many uses of a severed breast. For reals. ._.

[Drinn]

[QUOTE=Alphaeus;174943]...men's locker room, you say?
Gauntlet of penis, you say?

Sign me up.
QUOTE]



I laughed. Out loud even.

[Korrin]

ya just HAD to say that, eh Malmal?


Other than bears it's the number one threat to society.

[Nadea]

Other than bears it's the number one threat to society.

But you make adorable bear sounds! :O

[Korrin]

When the hell did you hear me do that... cause I never do that, never have... ever.

[Raziel]

This is fucked up sideways three times from sundown.

[Ryoku]

...men's locker room, you say?
Gauntlet of penis, you say?

Sign me up.





wtfdidireallytypethat?

You really typed that, and if you hadn't, I would have. Sign me up for the penis gauntlet as well!

Think about it... It could be a competition! A race to the other side whily trying to touch as much penis as you can! LOLOL DOUBLE POINTS FOR TOUCHING IT WITH UR MOUTH.

.... Well anyways.

Yeah. I kind of feel awkward and bad when I go into the ladies locker room and see some girl who's like a size two walking around naked as a jay bird. I go in there to change and then turn right back the fuck around and walk out. <_< Seriously, s'like nobody's mother has bothered to teach them that while in public places it's appropriate to wear clothes after a shower...

I fail to see the problem here.

I <3 the tags I added to this

And ladies locker rooms at least you aren't dodging PENIS... comeon... naked girls at least don't have this ugly member poking out at you say "Hey look at me!"

I also fail to see the problem here. But the first quote reply probably made that clear.

[Tillna]

It's just unsettling.

Some guys feel threatened to their penis size.

Mostly, it's just that it's unsettling.

[Swerto]

I honestly don't give a fuck, I just keep my eyes at head level and get finished with my business and get out of there. I use similar etiquette in the locker room as in the bathroom.

[Ninorra]

And lots of girls don't have pretty nipples or aureola either. And then it's like this eyeball. This little pink/brown eyeball...staring at you....It's enough to want to write a book on the many uses of a severed breast. For reals. ._.

Pfft. Jewelry makes all nipples pretty. Or go Victorian and put a little blush on them. If Noj weren't so uptight about other people seeing me naked, I'd outline mine with gold glitter eye liner.

[Alana]

I'd outline mine with gold glitter eye liner.


i'd be curious to see that.

[Swerto]

>_>
<_<

There -ARE- some nasty ass nipples out there -shivers-

[Nazshakul]

Vil. PIX NOW PLZ

With the gold glitter, lololol

XD

[Catalinetta]

XD Maybe someday I'll post the blooper reel from this weekend. OMG the nipplage.

[Tillna]

XD Maybe someday I'll post the blooper reel from this weekend. OMG the nipplage.

I like nipples.

Post, Please?

PLEASE!?!??!!

[Annelia]

Posting in epic thread.



P.S. I dont know why everyone has such boob/nipple hate. Personaly I say boobs are beautiful. Also very proud of mine. yey! tits unite! = D

[Tillna]

Posting in epic thread.



P.S. I dont know why everyone has such boob/nipple hate. Personaly I say boobs are beautiful. Also very proud of mine. yey! tits unite! = D

So clsoe.

Picture thread is in OOC topic thingy.

There I am sporting a radicle new hair equipment, to demonstrate my ability to make others think about who I am by looks, rather then by personality

[Alana]

I say boobs are beautiful. tits unite! = D

i approve of this message and it will be part of my campaign slogan when i run for mayor of New Orleans.

[Amoola]

*takes notes for who needs girl club invites*

[Rand_Shea]

Tits unite?

I kinda like mine being separated.

[Bir]

Tits unite?

I kinda like mine being separated.

I second that.

[Grainia]

Tits unite?

I kinda like mine being separated.

The sports bra uniboob is so 20th century! ;)

[Amoola]

Bras are evil and were created by a man..... hell that is a fact. o.o

[Annelia]

But! but! bras lift and support! ^^

[Swerto]

are you certain about them being made by man? If so they sure as hell were upgraded by women to give some men problems when they get caught!

[Rand_Shea]

I like camisoles. Enough support to look nice, and no annoying underwires or elastic band marks.

[Amoola]

Yes Swerto the modern bra as we know it was created by Howard Hughes, yes *the* one and only Howard Hughes. It is fact. Before that the bra was used to bind and flatten the breasts.

And Rand I like cami's too, give me comfy or give me death. *nods*

[Ninorra]

Victoria's Secret all the way. Their push-up bras are OMGWTFAMG great.

[Annelia]

Where can I find some of these? (ipod bra!)
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a92/tehsneak/ipod20bra.jpg

[Nadea]

Where can I find some of these? (ipod bra!)
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a92/tehsneak/ipod20bra.jpg

LOL Epic! <3

[Ryoku]

Where can I find some of these? (ipod bra!)
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a92/tehsneak/ipod20bra.jpg
Victoria's Secret all the way.

To quotes combine to form a likely answer... Though possibly not, as Victoria's Secret may be more classy than I think (didn't they sell the edible underwear and string-candy bras though? Maybe I'm confused).

They do make a nice push up bra though...

[Swerto]

Where can I find some of these? (ipod bra!)
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a92/tehsneak/ipod20bra.jpg


Just more fun while taking it off... exactly what men need because we get SO distracted... -sigh-

[Irontoe]

I HATE men's locker rooms. I've always been shy about being... em... bared in front of anyone except my wife and my doctor, whom I have known for eight and twelve years respectively. The one woman I slept with before meeting my wife laughed about me getting undressed with my back turned, to my perpetual (though good-humored) mortification. I come to the YMCA at off-peak hours already in my bathing suit... yeah. High school physical education (do they even have that anymore?) was a bitch.

[opalexian]

I just got new bras...I had to get the fatso OMG MINIMIZER bras because they fit, shaped like I wanted, and I'd been there for an hour frantically trying on bras. -_- They are pretty nice, although the one has FOUR FUCKIN HOOKS ON IT. WTF. The only way I can hook it is doing the front trick, and it's still hard getting it back around. Ow. I cut my fingers on them too :( Stupid boob sacks. Stupid Howard Hughes.

[Alana]

would this help you find well fitting bra?

http://www.nipplegauge.com/